Hype Deathmatch. R3 Match 3 Wilhelm-Scream vs The Lumberjack

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SMELL BAD!

  1. Wilhelm w/ Rock Biter from The Neverending Story

  2. Lumberjack w/ Ludo from Labyrinth

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  1. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    Welcome to Hype Deathmatch!

    Think MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, except with Hype posters. Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round. Multiple votes by the same user on different names is allowed, but if the match ends in a tie...all multiple votes will be discounted to determine the winner. *

    Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 2. :)

    Game Outline:
    Round 1: 50 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
    Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
    Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
    Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
    Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner

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    Round 1
    Match 1. Wilhelm-Scream vs Equint77
    Match 2. Venom Drool vs Sofa

    Match 3. CConn vs Master Bruce
    Match 4. Dr.Fear vs musclesforsupes vs J Alba's Lover

    Match 5. Themanofbat vs PLAS
    Match 6. Erzengel vs ShadowBoxing
    Match 7. DOG LIPS vs The Amazing Lee

    Match 8. Eric Draven vs kypade
    Match 9. dpm07 vs HAL 9000

    Match 10. Tukiluka vs Blight
    Match 11. Jakesteraholic vs masteryoda vs Lackey vs CantThinkOfAName
    Match 12. Master Chief vs The Last Meatbag
    Match 13. DBella vs GunBlade

    Match 14. Kipobe vs BrodieBruce

    Match 15. pavlov's dogfood vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
    Match 16. Childlike Wild vs twylight

    Match 17. Outsiderzedge vs oakzap425
    Match 18. Carter vs The Lumberjack vs hey yo its sean

    Match 19. THWIP* vs jaguarr
    Match 20. Calvin vs Corinthian

    Match 21. NOFX vs Jplaya2023
    Match 22. Matt vs TheAlmightyFuzz

    Match 23. The Incredible Hulk vs Joseph_Freefall
    Match 24. (2nd Chance Match) Equint77 vs Kipobe


    Round 2 (Random Picks)
    Match 1. DOG LIPS vs DBella
    Match 2.The Lumberjack vs Sofa

    Match 3. twylight vs musclesforsupes
    Match 4. Outsiderzedge vsmasteryoda

    Match 5. NOFX vs jaguarr
    Match 6.Tukiluka vs JoLiE_MeNdEz

    Match 7. Master Bruce vs Kipobe
    Match 8. Eric Draven vs
    Wilhelm-Scream
    Match 9. Themanofbat vs Master Chief
    Match 10.BrodieBruce vs Joseph_Freefall

    Match 11. Erzengel vs dpm07
    Match 12. Matt vsCalvin

    Round 3
    (Random Picks Pt. 2)
    Match 1. twylight vs BrodieBruce 32 votes
    Match 2. Calvin vs Master Bruce 41 votes

    Match 3. Wilhelm-Scream vs The Lumberjack
    Match 4. jaguarr vs Erzengel
    Match 5. Master Chief vs Tukiluka
    Match 6. DOG LIPS vs masteryoda

    *Special Round 3 Guidelines

    - Multiple name votes will not count this round. If I have never seen the name before then it will not count.
    - The top 3 winners (with the most votes) will get to choose who they want to face in Round 4.
    - Mod votes count as 10 votes.

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  2. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Go Cream!
     
  3. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    LJ has been deserving some respect lately, but Wilhelm gets the vote for being the first person to make it off of my Enemies List.
     
  4. Holly Goodhead Registered

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  5. The Last Meatbag Registered

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    LJ get my vote to make up for how big of a jackass I was when I was Batfan91


    omg wut a n00b :(

    Sorry Wilhelm, I also hate The Neverending Story so thats also why he got my vote
     
  6. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    You..... You MONSTER!! :eek:


    :mad:
     
  7. The Last Meatbag Registered

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    Its too happy for me :mad:

    and Labyrinth has a midget in it :o
     
  8. Da Docta Come On!

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    Wilhelm is "awesome." I vote for him.
     
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    Wilhelm is really cool, he get's my vote.
     
  10. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I guess this will be the more quiet of the two matches. :(
     
  11. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Nahhh....come Monday morning, this thread will be buck wild!!!!!

    jag
     
  12. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    Yeah, the weekdays will pick things up, which I don't think was really fair to Twylight and I, since amount of votes counts for something this round.
     
  13. Da Docta Come On!

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  14. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    Okay, first of all, Lumberjack is a brilliant philosopher and I want to f*** his hat. But let's look at the issues.


    A vote for Wilhelm is a vote for:

    a) improved housing for the homeless. I have a 5 point plan to shelter them in magic bubbles.

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    b) I developed a process for turning smilies into hot babes with embarrassed ****:

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    c) I have a kick-ass bod and I wear foliage.

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    d) I have the dementedly enthusiastic endorsement of Senator Hilary Clinton.

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    e) While I'm just as scared of Satan-Cat as the rest of the world, I am less so because I counter with Seal-Cat Power.

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    f) When Amanda Bynes went down on me, it kind of looked like this:

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    g) While some fools bring a knife to a gunfight, I bring pizazz to a gunfight.

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  15. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I made the right choice. :up:
     
  16. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    These things would be more exciting if Wilhelm and I weren't the only people to actively self-campaign. MB didn't participate at all. :down
     
  17. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    That's true. I made all those anti-Lee pictures of him and his hat and he never even posted in our match thread until it was over. :down
     
  18. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Here is another great pic of Amanda Bynes
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  19. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    *Turns up brightness*

    Damn! :mad:
     
  20. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    These matches are getting boring.Somebody do some mudslinging.
     
  22. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/*****ebaggery.jpg
     
  23. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    Wilhelm, I'm sure there are voters out there who are concerned about your vice-president, Musclesforsupes, who, by all accounts, appears to be heavily ******ed. Would you like to comment on this? Is it true that he in fact, came out of his mother's womb feet first, only to get stuck, followed by his mother catching on fire and the docter putting them both out with a Jose Canseco bat?
     
  24. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    ohHohohoh Jesus Christ! Seal-Cat has chosen Portman as the host body! :eek: No wonder she's been behaving uncharacteristically. :(

    Anyway, to all of those who vote for me:

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    .......why can't I quit you?
     

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