Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R3 Match 3 Wilhelm-Scream vs The Lumberjack

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Welcome to Hype Deathmatch!

Think MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, except with Hype posters. Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round. Multiple votes by the same user on different names is allowed, but if the match ends in a tie...all multiple votes will be discounted to determine the winner. *

Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 2. :)

Game Outline:
Round 1: 50 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner

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Round 1
Match 1. Wilhelm-Scream vs Equint77
Match 2. Venom Drool vs Sofa

Match 3. CConn vs Master Bruce
Match 4. Dr.Fear vs musclesforsupes vs J Alba's Lover

Match 5. Themanofbat vs PLAS
Match 6. Erzengel vs ShadowBoxing
Match 7. DOG LIPS vs The Amazing Lee

Match 8. Eric Draven vs kypade
Match 9. dpm07 vs HAL 9000

Match 10. Tukiluka vs Blight
Match 11. Jakesteraholic vs masteryoda vs Lackey vs CantThinkOfAName
Match 12. Master Chief vs The Last Meatbag
Match 13. DBella vs GunBlade

Match 14. Kipobe vs BrodieBruce

Match 15. pavlov's dogfood vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
Match 16. Childlike Wild vs twylight

Match 17. Outsiderzedge vs oakzap425
Match 18. Carter vs The Lumberjack vs hey yo its sean

Match 19. THWIP* vs jaguarr
Match 20. Calvin vs Corinthian

Match 21. NOFX vs Jplaya2023
Match 22. Matt vs TheAlmightyFuzz

Match 23. The Incredible Hulk vs Joseph_Freefall
Match 24. (2nd Chance Match) Equint77 vs Kipobe


Round 2 (Random Picks)
Match 1. DOG LIPS vs DBella
Match 2.The Lumberjack vs Sofa

Match 3. twylight vs musclesforsupes
Match 4. Outsiderzedge vsmasteryoda

Match 5. NOFX vs jaguarr
Match 6.Tukiluka vs JoLiE_MeNdEz

Match 7. Master Bruce vs Kipobe
Match 8. Eric Draven vs
Wilhelm-Scream
Match 9. Themanofbat vs Master Chief
Match 10.BrodieBruce vs Joseph_Freefall

Match 11. Erzengel vs dpm07
Match 12. Matt vsCalvin

Round 3
(Random Picks Pt. 2)
Match 1. twylight vs BrodieBruce 32 votes
Match 2. Calvin vs Master Bruce 41 votes

Match 3. Wilhelm-Scream vs The Lumberjack
Match 4. jaguarr vs Erzengel
Match 5. Master Chief vs Tukiluka
Match 6. DOG LIPS vs masteryoda

*Special Round 3 Guidelines

- Multiple name votes will not count this round. If I have never seen the name before then it will not count.
- The top 3 winners (with the most votes) will get to choose who they want to face in Round 4.
- Mod votes count as 10 votes.

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LJ has been deserving some respect lately, but Wilhelm gets the vote for being the first person to make it off of my Enemies List.
 
LJ get my vote to make up for how big of a jackass I was when I was Batfan91


omg wut a n00b :(

Sorry Wilhelm, I also hate The Neverending Story so thats also why he got my vote
 
The Last Meatbag said:
LJ get my vote to make up for how big of a jackass I was when I was Batfan91


omg wut a n00b :(

Sorry Wilhelm, I also hate The Neverending Story so thats also why he got my vote
You..... You MONSTER!! :eek:


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I guess this will be the more quiet of the two matches. :(
 
DOG LIPS said:
I guess this will be the more quiet of the two matches. :(

Nahhh....come Monday morning, this thread will be buck wild!!!!!

jag
 
Yeah, the weekdays will pick things up, which I don't think was really fair to Twylight and I, since amount of votes counts for something this round.
 
Okay, first of all, Lumberjack is a brilliant philosopher and I want to f*** his hat. But let's look at the issues.


A vote for Wilhelm is a vote for:

a) improved housing for the homeless. I have a 5 point plan to shelter them in magic bubbles.

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b) I developed a process for turning smilies into hot babes with embarrassed ****:

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c) I have a kick-ass bod and I wear foliage.

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d) I have the dementedly enthusiastic endorsement of Senator Hilary Clinton.

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e) While I'm just as scared of Satan-Cat as the rest of the world, I am less so because I counter with Seal-Cat Power.

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f) When Amanda Bynes went down on me, it kind of looked like this:

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g) While some fools bring a knife to a gunfight, I bring pizazz to a gunfight.

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These things would be more exciting if Wilhelm and I weren't the only people to actively self-campaign. MB didn't participate at all. :down
 
Calvin said:
These things would be more exciting if Wilhelm and I weren't the only people to actively self-campaign. MB didn't participate at all. :down
That's true. I made all those anti-Lee pictures of him and his hat and he never even posted in our match thread until it was over. :down
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Okay, first of all, Lumberjack is a brilliant philosopher and I want to f*** his hat. But let's look at the issues.


f) When Amanda Bynes went down on me, it kind of looked like this:

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Here is another great pic of Amanda Bynes
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These matches are getting boring.Somebody do some mudslinging.
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/*****ebaggery.jpg
 
Wilhelm, I'm sure there are voters out there who are concerned about your vice-president, Musclesforsupes, who, by all accounts, appears to be heavily ******ed. Would you like to comment on this? Is it true that he in fact, came out of his mother's womb feet first, only to get stuck, followed by his mother catching on fire and the docter putting them both out with a Jose Canseco bat?
 
Calvin said:

ohHohohoh Jesus Christ! Seal-Cat has chosen Portman as the host body! :eek: No wonder she's been behaving uncharacteristically. :(

Anyway, to all of those who vote for me:

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