Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R3 Match 3 Wilhelm-Scream vs The Lumberjack

[The Lumberjack]

A vote for Wilhelm is a vote for drumstick penises and rich old women. A vote for me is a waste at this point.

 

[BEER]

I'd vote for you, but your hat angers me to no end.

 

[DBella]

A vote for Wilhelm is a vote for drumstick penises and rich old women. A vote for me is a waste at this point.

Drumstick penises and rich old women? I guess I did vote for the right guy afterall.

 

[Mister J]

I'm conflicted as to who to vote for.

For a long time, I've found the actual 'Wilhelm scream' sound effect to be annoying and overused. On the other hand, I've hated lumberjacks since I was a child and used to have dreams about Paul Bunyan trying to kill me.

This is all too painful.

 

[CConn]

Drumstick penises and rich old women? I guess I did vote for the right guy afterall.

Seconded.

 

[Da Docta]

A vote for Wilhelm is a vote for drumstick penises and rich old women. A vote for me is a waste at this point.

You can do better than that.

 

[Calvin]

He needs a campaign manager.

 

[musclesforsupes]

I voted for the mona loving Wilhelm may his victory be complete!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Thanks for the vote. I'll repay you in the only way that I can, with sweet, creamy Teela-Ass.

We all love Teela because, like Holly, she has no crack.

 

[jaguarr]

Thanks for the vote. I'll repay you in the only way that I can, with sweet, creamy Teela-Ass.

Supple.

jag

 

[musclesforsupes]

Man at arms cremed here once.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

whoah, it's the 2 month anniversary of the Hype Death Matches. Now the reservoirs are red with blood. Roving packs of feral dogs devour corpses in the streets. When, will we know peace?

 

[Calvin]

Jesus christ, it's taken two months to get this far? F**king Toven.

 

[musclesforsupes]

Wilhelm you need to start preparing the Randor 1st Anniversary Thread.

 

[Erzengel]

Muscles go vote for me in my thread.

 

[musclesforsupes]

k

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

stoned

 

[musclesforsupes]

Rock bitter holy crap I remember that character, what a stupid moron he was, he was reduced to a token cameo in Neverending Story II sadly I saw that movie in theaters back when I was a teenager, instead of hunting down girls

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Rock bitter holy crap I remember that character, what a stupid moron he was, he was reduced to a token cameo in Neverending Story II sadly I saw that movie in theaters back when I was a teenager, instead of hunting down girls

creepy

 

[jaguarr]

creepy

He doesn't have much of a choice. It's not like they're knowingly going to get close to him.

jag

 

[musclesforsupes]

i got hazel!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

God I wish this would end. Until it's over, I'm trying not to make fun of anyone or say anything offensive or hyper-critical so I won't alienate anyone into getting the idea to vote against me in retaliation. But there are SooOOOOoo Many IDIOTS. My brain's explarding! ...tongue,...squirming, yearning, to...talk.......s***! *gasp*

 

[musclesforsupes]

Im so stupid!

 

[Calvin]

God I wish this would end. Until it's over, I'm trying not to make fun of anyone or say anything offensive or hyper-critical so I won't alienate anyone into getting the idea to vote against me in retaliation. But there are SooOOOOoo Many IDIOTS. My brain's explarding! ...tongue,...squirming, yearning, to...talk.......s***! *gasp*

If you're too nice though, you might lose your regular base. Plus, losing with votes from better posters is better than winning with votes from people like xwolverinex or Ultimate Movie Man.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hey! I designed Ultimate Movie Man's logo.
tee hee

Yes, well, if they can't relate to strategic manipulation then they're probably not my real base. *shrug*