Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 8: Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt

[Matt]

Official Hype Deathmatch Annoucement

After talking with some of our esteemed mods, I have decided that I will allow TheComicbookKid's vote to count making the vote 37 to 38 Matt.

Of course I have decided to discount Hoban's vote based on the same discussion with a mod, making it 37 to 37.

Both Wil and Matt will continue.

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!

I don't really know who Hoban is, so I accept this decision and thank Erz for not dicking CBK who really is a nice guy

 

[Matt]

So...does this make Matt the Dubya to Wilhelm's Gore or what?

No, I think it would be the other way around as I won the popular vote. You know, its actually sort of like the SNL skit where Gore and Bush decided to share the presidency since we both advanced.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I AM A HUMAN BEING!
*pops Vicodin*

 

[Matt]

By the way Erz, will it be me vs Wilhelm again next round or will we have new opponents?

 

[Movies205]

I AM A HUMAN BEING!
*pops Vicodin*

Shut up freak and get back to the circus, I got chillin to put through college!

Snort that ****, that's what the hardcore mofos do

 

[Erzengel]

I don't really know who Hoban is, so I accept this decision and thank Erz for not dicking CBK who really is a nice guy

Hope he doesn't come to community. I'm going to make him wish he never joined SHH. :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

By the way Erz, will it be me vs Wilhelm again next round or will we have new opponents?

I'll split you up. Maybe Wil will face Abaddon and you'll face LS.

 

[BRUTAL]

I'll split you up. Maybe Wil will face Abaddon and you'll face LS.

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.

 

[Matt]

I'll split you up. Maybe Wil will face Abaddon and you'll face LS.

I should get the easier opponent like Abaddon....afterall, I technically did win.

 

[Matt]

Or, better yet, give us the rematch with a third party.

 

[Erzengel]

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.

Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I should get the easier opponent like Abaddon....afterall, I technically did win.

Isn't it the other way around? You won, but then technically you didn't?

 

[Iceman]

Too late, but Wilhelm.

 

[BRUTAL]

Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.

Look it up oh Host of Hosts

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

Wilhelm called me brilliant... I wept.

 

[Calvin]

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

I've been complaining about this stuff since the first round of the first deathmatch.

 

[DV8]

this is bullsh1t! Wilhelm should have won hands down

(sorry I didn't vote, dude )

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Thank you DV8. We never talk anymore.

 

[BRUTAL]

Get a room

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

If only one of you'd had the sense to post nudes, and get a rabid fanboy to spam everyone with them until they voted for you. Then the winner would be clear.

LMAO!

That manuever works for a svelte nymph like you but it'd backfire on us (actually I did post some half-naked shots a few weeks ago here, but not for the match). See, considering the vast majority of the Hype populace is male and homophobic...well...you get the point.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.

Quite a few people campaigned in both of these rounds--more than Abbadon, Matt and myself (and I didn't even push hard in the last one at all just to avoid all of this BS later). Kaz is up in the mix now, as well as Superman79 and Cmill. So...yeah. I think this whole issue is just getting really tired. lol

****ing up votes was a staple in the past deathmatches--and they extended far beyond Community's borders even then. So it's kinda...how shall I say it--tacky--that's suddenly a major issue now.

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

Oh please. Translation: "I want better odds!"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No it's not. I've lost in every Death Match and did so cheerfully...even voting for my opponent in some cases. You people don't get it.

It's two different views of what makes a Death Match fun.
I never said campaigning is cheating. I've said 50 times, "Give it to Matt, because if it's Hype-Wide instead of a Community thing, I D.E.S.E.R.V.E. to lose, 'cause I never frequent other forums."

Why can't you read and comprehend th^t?

I had fun in the the Death Matches because it was all peers, communicative peers, who ended up voting. That was the source of all the humor and good-natured ribbing.

Losing to votes from Duende Verde, or Dew K. Mosi, or Kipobe, or Erzengel was entertaining. Losing to a faceless, silent person you'll never, ever converse with is not.
I don't understand why that sounds unreasonable to you.

I didn't even complain about it, but the Death Matches are now a different sport. It used to be about the reputation you'd cultivated over time. Now it's a more immediate "How well do you reach out to the masses and how prolific and well-travelled are you." contest.

That's fine, but it's like having guys in wheelchairs compete against the NBA. It's a different sport that I can't compete in.....and all that translates into is, I'm not going to waste my time making funny pictures specifically for a match.
What's the big deal?


P.S. Even my "Matt is a Baby" pics kick your "Wilhelm is a Baby" pics.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

What's the big deal?

I guess I share similiar sentiments. This is my first Deathmatch but I have not enjoyed it much at all. Whatever thrill that came from "****ing up votes" in previous matches has somehow eluded me--perhaps it's due to this constant third-degree treatment that has permeated this series. One cannot enjoy his/her victory if they're gonna be branded by their peers.

It's petty.

P.S. Even my "Matt is a Baby" pics kick your "Wilhelm is a Baby" pics.

They do not. My baby looks human. Your's look emo and disturbed!

I mean, what the hell is that? He/She/It reminds me of those dolls my cousin used to have--the ones who's eyes always pop open when you sit them up. I hate that ****.

 

[Erzengel]

This is my first Deathmatch but I have not enjoyed it much at all.

I don't know why but this cracks me up.

Not as described.

LOL

 

[DV8]

Thank you DV8. We never talk anymore.

It's not you, Wilhelm . . . it's ME I've been going through a lot of lately . . . *sniffle* I'm just sad that Ronny Shade isn't around anymore!!! And every post on these bOARDS REMINDS ME OF HIS ABSENCE!!! WHY!!!??!!??!? WHY!!!?!?!?!? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE HIM AWAAAAAY!?!?!?!?!


*runs away sobbing/drooling*