Colossal Spoons-The guy on the football team that freestyles every day about cereal.
AndthePickles-The girl who gets unfairly judged for hanging out with all the jocks when the truth is that she only dates one, and is just friendly.
Bruce Banner- That guy that just stares at you when you try to converse with him, but then once you have a project with him he comes out of his shell and laughs a lot.
The Original Bamfer-The guy that makes everyone laugh except those two students who were born with sticks up their ass. Also gets away with everything.
ComicChick-The girl who goes to every sports game because she just likes the game as opposed to being seen.
Indrid Cold-The guy that doesn't give a damn. You know, that guy who would fart really loud in a teacher's class.
JustaBill-The unfair scapegoat for the teachers and principals.
KatieGirl09-The girl that hates everybody except her boyfriend.
Nell2thaIzzay-The guy who got made fun of for wearing his wrestling shirts to school. Then everybody asked him what happened on Smackdown when The Rock got popular.
Twylight-Teacher's pet that seemed nice to all the teachers, yet she had a group of henchmen beating up people for their lunch money.
Parker Wayne- Henchman number 1. He liked to talk to all the girls in the school. Once hit on the big breasted science teacher.
Kane52630-Henchman number 2. Does any tech favor for a snack cake. Twy just happened to have a snack cake connection, so he's exclusive to her now.
SymbioticToxin-Henchman number 3. Doesn't remember how he became a henchman, and disagrees with poking people in the eye like the Three Stooges just because Twy thinks it's funny.
SuperFerret- Twy's right hand man who is plotting behind her back to take over the cafeteria. Has everyone's grades for some reason.