HYPE! Mad Libs

[Sofa]

one million

 

[Eddie Brock]

46123

 

[thewhitequeen]

69!

 

[Johnny DC]

69!

adjective

 

[thewhitequeen]

dripping

 

[Eddie Brock]

sloppy

 

[Johnny DC]

Sloppy.

Another adjective

 

[thewhitequeen]

Botswonic
(of or pertaining to Botswana)

 

[Eddie Brock]

sweaty

 

[Johnny DC]

Ha! Botswonic. Clever.

And finally, a noun

 

[Eddie Brock]

vibrator

 

[Johnny DC]

Another nice one. Vibrator.

 

[Johnny DC]

Here it is:

An excerpt from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

If you lightly want to wack about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was ran, and what my gangly childhood was like, and how my moons were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Garfield kind of fart, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to sing the penis. In the first place, that stuff opens me, and in the second place, my moons would have about 69 boobies apiece if I told anything pretty sloppy about them. They're quite Botswonic about anything like that, especially my vibrator.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Here it is:

An excerpt from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

If you lightly want to wack about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was ran, and what my gangly childhood was like, and how my moons were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Garfield kind of fart, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to sing the penis. In the first place, that stuff opens me, and in the second place, my moons would have about 69 boobies apiece if I told anything pretty sloppy about them. They're quite Botswonic about anything like that, especially my vibrator.

that 1st line was impossible to beat
lol

150 till 3000

 

[Johnny DC]

J.D. Salinger makes for a hard Mad Libs. I'll try something else next time. Or, feel free to do your own.

 

[Johnny DC]

that 1st line was impossible to beat
lol

150 till 3000

I liked the last line. t:

 

[Eddie Brock]

i would start one, but i need to hit the hay soon
in the meantime, ill work on anyone else's

 

[thewhitequeen]

lol I'm so down with that first line

 

[Johnny DC]

Alright I have one. I made this myself.

Name

 

[thewhitequeen]

Emma Frost

 

[Johnny DC]

Emma Frost.

Silly word

 

[HAL 9000]

Plunger-stain

 

[Johnny DC]

Plunger-Stain.

Okay, now a superlative adjective. Basically, you just add "est" to the end of the word, i.e.: dumb -> dumbest, blue -> bluest, crabby -> crabbiest

 

[Johnny DC]

(sniff) Did everyone leave? Someone just give me an adjective and I'll make it superlative.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

stupidest