HYPE! Mad Libs

[Johnny DC]

Give me a last name too.

 

[Johnny DC]

Actually, Fabio works.

Now a female name

 

[Strange]

Ivana Humpalot

 

[Johnny DC]

Awesome. Ivana Humpalot.

Noun

 

[Ebil Gig]

Banana

 

[Johnny DC]

Nice. Banana.

Verb

 

[Ebil Gig]

Grinding

 

[Johnny DC]

Grinding.

Noun

 

[Strange]

pudding

 

[Johnny DC]

Pudding.

Verb

 

[Strange]

girating

 

[Johnny DC]

It'll have to be Girate.

Adjective

 

[Strange]

portly

 

[Ebil Gig]

sticky

 

[Johnny DC]

Portly.

Noun

 

[Strange]

rocket

 

[Johnny DC]

Rocket.

Verb, past tense

 

[HAL 9000]

*********ed

 

[Johnny DC]

...*********ed .

Last one: Adverb

 

[Johnny DC]

*cough*adverb*cough*

 

[Strange]

sloppily

 

[Johnny DC]

Sloppily.

 

[Johnny DC]

Okay, here goes:

An excerpt from the DC Comics Encyclopedia, the first paragraph of the Superman profile

Emma Frost, the last son of Plunger-Stain, represents the very b*tchiest in humanity. His kinky world of Plunger-Stain, a sweaty planet orbiting a sexy red sun, was doomed by the craptacular teddies at its core and snarled many years ago, but not before proctologist Fabio and his wife Ivana Humpalot rocketed their banana to safety, grinding against pudding that his spacecraft would girate him a new home in the portly reaches of the rocket. Their gamble *********ed off in ways that have sloppily benefitted humanity.

 

[Strange]

You should change Plunger-Stain to Bangkok

 

[Johnny DC]

Yeah, Bangkok would have been better, but I thought it was overall a pretty good one.