Hype Summer Camp ....Of DEATH!!

[DBella]

Good start, Doggie. But please, for badness' sakes, don't leave this hanging like you did with HZA.

 

[Drakon]

I told him to start that up, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Drak's got one leg and doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Good start, Doggie. But please, for badness' sakes, don't leave this hanging like you did with HZA.

I'll try and keep this short and sweet so I don't get tired of it and give up.

I told him to start that up, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Drak's got one leg and doesn't know what he's talking about.

Get back in the basement!!

*Whips*

 

[DBella]

I'll try and keep this short and sweet so I don't get tired of it and give up.

Get back in the basement!!

*Whips*

So was there even and ending to HZA? What happened to everyone and the zombies?

Was that my whip you're using?

 

[DOG LIPS]

So was there even and ending to HZA? What happened to everyone and the zombies?

Was that my whip you're using?

They um.. all blew up or something. Except you and I, we survived and lived in a sexy bunker.


No, I have my own.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

This rocketh. But I have a more important question for da DL...
When is the Dog Lips radio show season 2 coming out?

 

[DBella]

They um.. all blew up or something. Except you and I, we survived and lived in a sexy bunker.


No, I have my own.

And we created a whole entire species of ... creatures?

Kinky.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Good stuff DL






I sure hope I'll be in this *cough*




*cough*

 

[Sabretooth]

Awesome work. You'll never finish it up though.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'll try and keep this short and sweet so I don't get tired of it and give up.

If you do give up, I might be able to take over for you. Better to see it finish than not at all.

 

[Mee]

The killer is obviously...

Spoiler

...Drakon's evil twin Draken, who is missing both legs.

 

[bored]

The killer is

Spoiler

a stingray. A dirty, dirty stingray.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Pfft, WRONG! The killer is...

Spoiler

The murderer.

 

[Mee]

The killer is

Spoiler

a stingray. A dirty, dirty stingray.

Spoiler

That's what Draken uses to get around.

 

[bored]

Pfft, WRONG! The killer is...

Spoiler

The murderer.

LIES!

 

[PWN3R]

LOL, I like it.

Does need some "pwning" scenes though.

 

[DOG LIPS]

CHAPTER FOUR: THE FIRST BODY.



Two counselors, Lightning Strikez!, and Truthteller burst into the girl's cabin, both breathing hard as if they had just ran a marathon.

LS: Everyone, please get some shoes and a coat, we need everyone in the main building for an emergency meeting.

Daisy: What's going on, guys?

TT: Um ... nothing major, just doing an official head count.

Daisy: But aren't half the people at the lake?

LS pulled Daisy out the door as calmly as he could. DBella watched as he whispered something in her ear, then her eyes went wide for a second. She watched as Daisy and LS walked back into the cabin, with forced smiles on their faces.

Daisy: OK people, let's get moving. Just a head count is all, let's go, let's go.


Meanwhile, in the main building, DL and Drak were motioning for everyone to take a seat, boys on one side, girls on the other. DL walked over to the doorway and looked out, seeing Daisy and the others walking up the trail. He felt a cold hand on his shoulder and looked back to see Master Bruce with sweat all over his face.

DL: Don't touch me, fatty.

MB: This is serious, I need to talk to you. In private.

DL: Hetero-private, right?

MB: ......

DL: Fine, fine, let's go.

The two of them went out the side entrance and walked towards the back of the building. Right before MB could speak DL raised his hand and halted him.

DL: Oi! Get your ass in the main building, we got a meeting going on.

MB looked back to see Erzengel walking out of the forest.

Erz: Sorry, I had to take a leak, and I sure as hell wasn't going in the outhouse.

DL: Yeah, yeah, get in there ya bum.

MB waited until Erz went into the building and closed the door behind him, then he took a deep breath.

MB: Ok... I KNOW this is going to sound crazy, but I had a dream about the murder.

DL: ...... Who said anything about a murder?

MB: Um, the bloody flashlight.

DL: Oh yeah. Go on.

MB: Well, I had a nightmare about it the night it happened. I know it sounds crazy.

DL: Go on.

MB: I had a dream that a man in a large raincoat and a trashbag over his head, with eye-holes cut out, killed someone in the outhouse, then dragged them into the forest.

DL: Go on.

MB: Thats it, that's all I had to say. I have no idea who was killed, or who the killer was, but I swear I dreamt it!

DL: Go on.

MB: .....Dude, are you even listening to me?? This is serious!

DL: Yeah, I heard you. Where did the killer drag the body?

MB thought about it for a bit and looked around the camp, looking at the tree-line. He paused at an area behind the girl's cabin and pointed. DL looked that way then sighed aloud. He waved for MB to follow him and the two walked across the field towards the dark area behind the cabin. MB got ahead of DL and stopped inbetween three large trees. He looked around at the ground frantically.

MB: It was here. Right here.

DL: Right... so where's the body, Rain Man?

MB: I... I don't know, but this is where it was in my dream.

DL: You fat fu-

Suddenly a blood-covered corpse landed on them both, knocking them to the ground.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Can I get a cameo in this?

 

[enterthemadness]

Dog Lips, you sure do know how to write stories. Keep up the good work. o can I be in it too?)

 

[SsM]

Can I get a cameo in this?

:P I wanted a cameo in the Hypers on a plane thing DL did at CS but never got it I'm not known in the community muah!



Is this going to get finished? because I'm interested now :P

 

[Erzengel]

When do I sneak to the Girl's camp to hook up with some the female campers?

 

[SsM]

neeeeeeeeever >_<

 

[Bad Superman]

Where are my lines???

 

[DBella]

At this point it seems too obvious that jag and/or MB are/is the main suspect(s) so that obviously do not make them the suspects.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Keep it Sexay DL:meow: