Hype Super Deathmatch Round 2 Nungrillion: Religion Edition. Catholicism vs Jakeism

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  1. Not Jake Registered

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    HYPE SUPER DEATHMATCH ROUND 2,nun,000,000,000,000,000: Catholicism vs Jakeism. Those who like popes vs those who like dope. Those who like steak on everyday but friday vs those who like Jake everyday but Opposite Day. Then they hate me. They hate me while mice eat cats.

    Also: Sign up for Jakeism! All you have to do is pay me two dollars per waking breath and I give you a sweet J brooch for the ladies, sweet J cufflinks for the guys. All you have to do is pretend that the universe was perfect, then I ate it, and crapped it out, and now Africa is covered in AIDS and there are 9 pedophiles within a mile of your children's school. But then again, my intestinal juices brought the magic of sodomy to the world, so what's a few thousand 20-pound african corpses. They're the only reason why Africa's soil can produce the vegetation needed to sustain their beautiful animal species--circle of life folks. If AIDS wasn't there, there would be no more rhinoceri, and that's just not a trade I was willing to make.

    Remember, it's not a false idol if you believe in it. And make a human sacrifice. COUGHdaughterCOUGH.
     
  2. user123456789 Registered

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    forget to take your meds?
     
  3. Holly Goodhead Registered

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  4. Kmack Cheers!

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    I don't get it.
     
  5. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    Is it "me neither" or "me either" ?
     
  6. kypade Registered

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    Neither.

    Neither "either" nor "neither", that is.
     
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  8. Not Jake Registered

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    Ummm what is your guys' collective problem. This is a way sweeter religion than Scientology, or Islam. I even have celebrity members. The voice actor who played Egon in the Ghostbusters cartoon, former NBA player Detlef Schrempf...the list just goes on and on.
     
  9. Daisy Gone

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    Would you believe I only have a waking breath once every 12 hours?
     
  10. Outsiderzedge Registered

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    Why'd you bump this crap?
     
  11. Daisy Gone

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    One person's crap is another's fertilizer.

    And I might ask why, if you felt it was 'crap', you felt the need to re-bump it rather than let it die?
     
  12. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Jakesteraholic?
     
  13. Outsiderzedge Registered

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    It was already at the top.

    Not much of a bump when it's there.
     
  14. Outsiderzedge Registered

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    Also, I'm just kidding. This is not crap. It's pretty cool.
     
  15. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    That is so signature worthy. In fact...
     
  16. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    Yes.... :)
     
  17. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    Why isn't there a poll??? :mad: @%#@Q%$#@%# :mad:

    :)
     
  18. Outsiderzedge Registered

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    I want to make a mod mad, but I don't want to be banned.

    Any suggestions?
     
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    I saw Jake's uncircumcized penis in my cereal this morning. I'm a believer now.
     
  21. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Jake believes in sodomy for all mankind.
     
  22. Outsiderzedge Registered

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    It might have been Jesus's though. I'm not familiar with my religious figures.
     
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    You take naps?
     
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    Ok, where do I send my two dollars? Don't tell me I have to use PayPal...what kind of god would use PayPal?! :mad:
     
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    I dont understand this thread.
     

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