Dress like Spider-Man & get a free grilled cheese bacon burger at Carl's Jr.
July 4th.
How to survive this challenge.
1. Be a man.
2. See the first rule.
It's a real offer too.America, **** yeah!
America, **** yeah!
you know who hated america? Sissy truman.
Mitch Hedberg right? He's one"I said yeah to the first one. I do not feel like a tree."
Mitch Hedburg right? He's onewasof my favorite comedians.
The guy was a comedic genius.Yep.
"When I think of a funny joke, I write it down. Or, if the pen is too far away, I convince myself it wasn't that funny."
No shame in giving up fellas. We took this further than most mortal men.