Hype Survivor Hype Survivor: The New Challengers! Day 11 - THE MERGE...

[POWdER-man]

Together, you're almost a millionth of a person

haha, you suck at math...t:

 

[Spider-Fan]

I'm not a math major

 

[Matt]

Matt bites his nails.

Yep

Matt's a thumb!

Matts a thumb and I'm a forehead

Hey, we've gotta keep the mystery going. t:

 

[Matt]

LOL...did you mess up writing your name and date on the back of that paper? I can swear I see your name and a couple numbers backwards on the back.

Yeah, I put 08

Yeah he did mess up the date. But what bugs me is the weird shadow behind his thumb. It just doesn't look right.

Wow, you guys are observant. They're just the rest of my fingers.

 

[SuBe]

43.

Thanks matt!

It's not 3/20 yet.

 

[Matt]

I took it from...the future!

 

[Spider-Fan]

How is it in the future Matt?

 

[SuBe]

OMGozers! Matthew's got a Time Machine!

 

[Spider-Fan]

If I had a time machine, I'd do so much more than take pictures with a wrong date written down

 

[Star]

#45

Three of us because we only needed three people as the other tribes all have three

 

[The Squirrel]

#45

Three of us because we only needed three people as the other tribes all have three

Nice eyes.

 

[KALEL114]

#45

Three of us because we only needed three people as the other tribes all have three

 

[Star]

I don't have my sunglasses right now haha. I lent them to my friend to take to Mexico

 

[The Squirrel]

PS Bamer sucks?

haha.

 

[Spider-Fan]

You guys look more like the Men in Black with those pics of just notebooks and shades

 

[The Squirrel]

You guys look more like the Men in Black with those pics of just notebooks and shades

It is kind of a disappointment.

 

[Matt]

Just for the record, I told the Street Fighters that their grid only requires three players. It puts them on the same level as the other two tribes.

 

[Star]

*Bamfer sucks is what it says

 

[Spider-Fan]

I know who you guys really are

[YT]VDjbqKQbC4M[/YT]

 

[Star]

Naw, CC and Watson are just celebrities.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I really want sunglasses now

 

[The Squirrel]

I really want sunglasses now

The lenses on my glasses get darker in sunlight.

 

[Star]

38) A 500 word essay written by someone on the Hype not involved in this game as to why Neil Patrick Harris could beat Batman, with prep time. Identify the author. I will then verify that they did in fact write it

Written by Sarge 2.0:

Spoiler

Batman is quite the formidable opponent. There are very few who could take him on, however, I agree with the statement that Neil Patrick Harris could beat Batman as long as he was given enough notice. Neil Patrick Harris has the capability to seduce any man or woman alive, and thus could create quite the army of defense for himself. On the flip side of that, Batman is generally feared and hated by the public. (especially Nolan's Batman, who is most likely to be fighting Neil Patrick Harris) Even if Batman had help from Lucius Fox, Commissioner Gordon, and Alfred, they would more then likely be entranced by Neil Patrick Harris before any real fighting could go down. Lucius may even potentially sabotage Batman's gadgets due to the strength of Neil Patrick Harris's musk.

Neil Patrick Harris also has the power of magic to use to his advantage. It is a little known fact that NPH is quite advanced in the dark arts, perhaps even more so then Harry Potter himself. One obviously doubts if Batman could withstand even the most simplistic magical attack, especially from a wand yielded by the entity known as Neil Patrick Harris.

Batman has two chances to win. The first: If Batman was walking down the street, wearing all his gear, and by chance saw Neil Patrick Harris distracted by a luxury vehicle. If Neil Patrick Harris did not notice Batman, Batman may have the advantage and would easily win. The second: (and much more horrifying) is if Batman somehow made contact with the Bat Boards, The users who frequent the Bat Boards are a strange breed of human indeed. Their minds work in different ways, and when they hear the word Batman, everything else leaves their mind. If they were to see Batman himself they would become so rabid and unstoppable that even Neil Patrick Harris and his many followers would not be able to withstand them. Picture 28 Days Later style zombies, except all dressed as Heath Ledger’s Joker. That’s impossible for anyone to beat.

However, other then those two instances, Neil Patrick Harris simply has the most amount of resources to take on Batman-likely without even having to touch him. Even these two instances require a large amount of chance: The Batfans congregate only once every several years, when the newest Nolan adaption is released. Other then that they tend to stay within the confines of their basements constantly perfecting their Joker impersonations. As for the first situation, Neil Patrick Harris is constantly on the lookout for sabotage, and thus it would take an extremely exotic and luxurious car to distract him. One wonders if such a car even exsists.

In the end, all we can be sure of is this: Neil Patrick Harris has the ability to beat Batman if he had prep time to gather his followers and yield his wand. Perhaps even without prep time.

 

[Watson]

#45

Three of us because we only needed three people as the other tribes all have three

A big thank you for cropping that photo Star...it took out my disaster of a room.

Naw, CC and Watson are just celebrities.

[YT]20qEnKIuoaI[/YT]

 

[Matt]

38) A 500 word essay written by someone on the Hype not involved in this game as to why Neil Patrick Harris could beat Batman, with prep time. Identify the author. I will then verify that they did in fact write it

Written by Sarge 2.0:

Spoiler

Batman is quite the formidable opponent. There are very few who could take him on, however, I agree with the statement that Neil Patrick Harris could beat Batman as long as he was given enough notice. Neil Patrick Harris has the capability to seduce any man or woman alive, and thus could create quite the army of defense for himself. On the flip side of that, Batman is generally feared and hated by the public. (especially Nolan's Batman, who is most likely to be fighting Neil Patrick Harris) Even if Batman had help from Lucius Fox, Commissioner Gordon, and Alfred, they would more then likely be entranced by Neil Patrick Harris before any real fighting could go down. Lucius may even potentially sabotage Batman's gadgets due to the strength of Neil Patrick Harris's musk.

Neil Patrick Harris also has the power of magic to use to his advantage. It is a little known fact that NPH is quite advanced in the dark arts, perhaps even more so then Harry Potter himself. One obviously doubts if Batman could withstand even the most simplistic magical attack, especially from a wand yielded by the entity known as Neil Patrick Harris.

Batman has two chances to win. The first: If Batman was walking down the street, wearing all his gear, and by chance saw Neil Patrick Harris distracted by a luxury vehicle. If Neil Patrick Harris did not notice Batman, Batman may have the advantage and would easily win. The second: (and much more horrifying) is if Batman somehow made contact with the Bat Boards, The users who frequent the Bat Boards are a strange breed of human indeed. Their minds work in different ways, and when they hear the word Batman, everything else leaves their mind. If they were to see Batman himself they would become so rabid and unstoppable that even Neil Patrick Harris and his many followers would not be able to withstand them. Picture 28 Days Later style zombies, except all dressed as Heath Ledger’s Joker. That’s impossible for anyone to beat.

However, other then those two instances, Neil Patrick Harris simply has the most amount of resources to take on Batman-likely without even having to touch him. Even these two instances require a large amount of chance: The Batfans congregate only once every several years, when the newest Nolan adaption is released. Other then that they tend to stay within the confines of their basements constantly perfecting their Joker impersonations. As for the first situation, Neil Patrick Harris is constantly on the lookout for sabotage, and thus it would take an extremely exotic and luxurious car to distract him. One wonders if such a car even exsists.

In the end, all we can be sure of is this: Neil Patrick Harris has the ability to beat Batman if he had prep time to gather his followers and yield his wand. Perhaps even without prep time.

Brilliant.