Hypelantis

[DarkSentinel]

Envision the Hype as its own great civilization on the cusp of both a bright future and catastrophic catastrophe. What is its culture, government, traditions? Who are the civilization's notable denizens? What are some of the myths and legends of Hypelantis?

Go.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Every 50,000 years the Thread Manager comes from deep space to destroy civilization.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Don't forget the ancient and powerful Bānhæmmah, which lieth in wait for The Great Old One to wield against Thread Manager.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Hypelantis will not survive for long.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Don't Hypelantians feed pessimistic blasphemers to Kane52630?

 

[Fallen Angel]

Your only a blasphemer till the truth comes out and it's too late.

I shall have the last laugh.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Goddammit, Clippy, let those of us who want to have our fun.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

But what of the hypelantis infrastructure? Do they communicate cross-city via smoke signal? Carrier pigeon? Primal shrieking?

 

[DarkSentinel]

I always imagined cups on strings myself.

 

[Breogan]

Hypelantis doesn't get the heroes it needs, it gets the heroes it deserves.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Some fun facts:

-The highest political body is called the Ruling Tusi

-The national dish is pie in a jar

-the national animal is the brony

 

[Fallen Angel]

I object to all of them.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well the Ruling Tusi objects to your face

 

[Fallen Angel]

They can all go kiss my...wings.

 

[DarkSentinel]

If you had any.

 

[DarkSentinel]

What is the name of the capital city?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Ugh, bronies. Can they be illegal in hypelantis?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well, Kev was really pushing for them and I didn't wanna hear him whine...but sure.

The new national animal of Hypelantis is....

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[DarkSovereignty]

Aaaaaand ignore list #DAchampion

 

[DarkSentinel]

would you rather have the penguin, Sov?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Yes, yes I would. Penguins are awesome.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Fine. The Tusi has spoken.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Oh look who could've burnt down the Tusi headquarters?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Not you. That was a backlot set you dolt.

 

[Guts]

Some fun facts:

-The highest political body is called the Ruling Tusi

-The national dish is pie in a jar

-the national animal is the brony

I'm fine with those. But bronies?

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