Hypelantis

[Superwoman Prime]

There should be a cult for the Great Sheep.

 

[The Question]

The Giant Platypus is the sacred animal of Hypelantis. You know it to be true.

Gehena is a tale for superstitious old men, a tool to keep the younger generations in line. The forever night of blood will never come, say for the follies of our own race.

 

[Guts]

The great sheep shall win in it's battle with the giant platypus.

 

[Erzengel]

How many girls are in Hypelantis?

 

[Duke]

How many girls are in Hypelantis?

Don't get your hopes up Erz, by the looks of it, it's a sausage fest.

 

[DarkSentinel]

And now you're part of it, Duke.

Allow me to introduce you to our Grand Accuser...

 

[Fallen Angel]

 

[Duke]

And now you're part of it, Duke.

Allow me to introduce you to our Grand Accuser...

Nope. I don't partake in your nonsense, Nintendo DS.



Clippy already fills those shoes.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Clippy is not king of Hypelantis damn you!!!!

 

[Fallen Angel]

My people have spoken boy. Get off my throne.

 

[DarkSentinel]

If you can call Duke a "person"

 

[Duke]

My people have spoken boy. Get off my throne.

Now you can relegate Senty to polishing your pewter.

 

[Duke]

And by now you should learn I show no allegiance to anyone, you pie loving buffoon!!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Now you can relegate Senty to polishing your pewter.

By Graptar's Hammer... I hope to Zod that's not a sexual euphemism.

P.S. Pewter is one of the prime ingredients of Hobo Gold.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Nothing will save your sorry attempt for a coup, Clippy.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Nothing will save your sorry attempt for a coup, Clippy.

That Platypus does seem to be giving some kind of evil monologue, but it's just that we can't hear it cuz he's under water.

By the way, if Plato is the scholar/philosopher that brought us Atlantis, who is the academic that is going to be the for most authority on Hypelantis?

Also, I must know... What is Chris Hardwicke's relationship to Hypelantis?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Chris Hardwick is ok. No complaints.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Chris Hardwick is ok. No complaints.

Sigh... Well then... It seems I may rethink about getting a retirement home in Hypelantis.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sigh... Well then... It seems I may rethink about getting a retirement home in Hypelantis.

Hey, as long as he doesn't drink I don't care what the hell he does. I don't even listen to his podcast

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Don't get your hopes up Erz, by the looks of it, it's a sausage fest.

And now you're part of it, Duke.

Allow me to introduce you to our Grand Accuser...

J'ACCUSE

 

[The Question]

Chris Softwick, on the other hand, is one of the greatest monsters in Hypelantian history.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I see Hyplantis prison has been shut down...AGAIN.

 

[The Question]

I see Hyplantis prison has been shut down...AGAIN.

The prisoners have merely been taken on a field trip to a petting zoo. It's actually very helpful in their rehabilitation.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I appoint myself 1st Grand Cardinal of the Church of Cthulhu. Someday shall he rise and send Hyplantis into the sea.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Dream master I already prophesied that. Keep up will you.