Hype's Poetry Corner. Post Odes, Doggerel and Limericks Here

[maxwell's demon]

whoa, Past-Blast
and it escaped unsexy merge!

I had no idea what was about to happen when i agreed to be nominated for that thing.

I became part of a very annoying Thread barrage, was mercilessly mocked for days by various posters, and got about 6 votes, i think.

 

[Bad Superman]

Dog:

I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.

http://superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4721232&postcount=3

Awesome t: . . . .here you go:

 

[Erzengel]

Staring through your bedroom window
Quietly I wait
For you to sleep and dream
Silently I creep in
I lay next to you careful not to let you stir
I kiss you softly
You wake and scream
I cover your mouth til you stop
See how strong my love is for you?
My darling ____________.

Fill in with either Alba, Vicki or Carmen

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Thanks for bumping the thread Mee. That rhyme brought a tear to my eye.

Now a rhyme from yours truly:

This drunken kinda of ditty
bout the hype and all that kitty
or should I say the ***** we dream
or at least of that hero of that golden age sheen.
The hype seems a marvellous kinda place where we dwell
of perverts and star wars and hooters as well.
Enemies and Friends seem to please me in ways
that my hand cannot reach, I've never seen better days

I cry and I weep at this historical place
the intelliegence is great but there is many a beautiful face
War Lord is pretty and I'd sure like to do
pretty rotten things to him in the place that we poo.
Goodhead does stimulate that place below me heart
I'm so randy and dandy that she makes me just fart

So the ditty is ending and I hope you do like
the things I have written you spiteful fat dykes
cuz I am the king of the rhymes I'm afraid
if you don't think so, shut up you fat ghey

 

[Mee]

Goodhead does stimulate that place below me heart
I'm so randy and dandy that she makes me just fart

Heh.

 

[The Man Of 16]

heres a gothic one for ya

Death, satan, hate
demons, fire, black
oh how my life is sad
so sad I copy Johnny Cash and wear black
Life is bad,
I wish I was dead
Maybe I should shoot people in montreal
...bang
bang
life is meaningless
...bang

Wow, thats a deep poem.

 

[Mee]

One man's goth is another man's emo.

 

[The Man Of 16]

One man's goth is another man's emo.

No way, Goth just changed its name to prevent it from getting its ass kicked.
Even then....

 

[Mee]

I call this Jonty

Hitting of my face
Causes me to call the cops
Oh, hurtful nephew

Noice.

 

[Truthteller]

Out on the streets
As the story is told
Its painted in blues
And its paid in gold

Into the night
On my high horse screamin'
Wouldn'tcha know
I'd be a poetic dreamin'

 

[jaguarr]

Its all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when youre all alone all you do is think

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
I've seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Oh, I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive



jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

I don't care what you say
you can give it away
Your money don't mean much to me.
I've been out on my own
gonna got it alone now
'Cause that's the way it's got to be.
Ev'rybody tells me how I can beat the odds for now.
Well
I've been standing by the fire
but I iust can't feel the heat.
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
beating like mine.
Looking at me
it's easy to see
You think you know iust how I feel.
If you do to me wrong and it won't take me long
Before my restless heart will heal.
I'm looking for a love
love like mine
They tell me it's so hard to find
But I can feel it in the rhythm of the heartbeat in the street.
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
Beating like mine
beating like mine.
Tell me what you feel now without the heartbeat
Tell me is it real now without the heartbeat?
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat.

 

[Truthteller]

LOL!!! Bon Jovi meets Don Johnson!

 

[Mee]

For hours and hours we post on the Hype
Afraid to go out for the sun is so bright
We talk about comics, we talk about movies
We talk about games and music that's groovy
We mock the weirdos, the stalkers, the emos
You know who you are, now come, strike a pose
We laugh with Lee, the Hype's drunken uncle
The only rhyme I can think of is Art Garfunkle
TMOB teaches us all to shave
And our red-lettered leaders try to make us behave
We learn about Randor, Arfo and nachos
We mock the celebs that get caught by the Po po's
We flame, we argue, we type in caps
We dream of the lounge when taking our naps
Never forget the great Hooters thread
Never forget the posters now banned/dead
The Hype truly is a beautiful place
Now all I can say is this, YOUR FACE!

END

Spoiler

Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.

Bumped for Abaddon.

 

[Abaddon]

Beautiful. *slow clap*

 

[Bat Attack]

*****, *****, big smelly *****.
Dig yourself a hole, wait, you're already in a ditch.
*****, *****, big mean *****.
**** asscock smelly ***** likcker mother****er.

 

[Abaddon]

Is that the Ode to Tourette's?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I am a British drunken bastard and I'm here to stay
sober is a scary place and if you don't drink then you're gay
I am not homophobic because I am down with all the guys
If you've heard I like the butt secks then I'll tell you that it's lies.

I like to rhyme, you know, and it's been told, that I'm pretty good at it as well,
I'll rhyme until I'm dead and gone and rotting down in hell.
For I'm Amazing Lee and you'll worship the ground I tread.
If you don't, then I'll be mad and I'll make your arse into brown bread.

 

[JLBats]

And then two men named Jesus,
Arose from the sand,
And donkeys and elephants,
Fought in the stands,

'Bout which was the saviour,
And which was the man,
Though neither knew nothin',
'Bout no promised land,

And Buddha, Muhammad, or Son of Sam,
It's all the same, they're my idols

*harmonicas*

 

[Abaddon]

What does it matter to be a star
to those who don't have an avatar?
What significance is a sig
to those who have such few words to give?
What can a join date mean
to those who've been banned many times in between?
Threads open on religion, politics, and fame
and ultimately the answers are always the same
What price do we pay for all the time wasted,
flaming and maiming mostly unseen faces?
I try to look beneath the masks to find something real,
but so many people would rather conceal.




work in progress.

 

[Da Docta]

What does it matter to be a star
to those who don't have an avatar?
What significance is a sig
to those who have such few words to give?
What can a join date mean
to those who've been banned many times in between?
Threads open on religion, politics, and fame
and ultimately the answers are always the same
What price do we pay for all the time wasted,
flaming and maiming mostly unseen faces?
I try to look beneath the masks to find something real,
but so many people would rather conceal.




work in progress.

That was brilliant.

*claps*

 

[Abaddon]

it's not finished yet.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Originally Posted by Canadian Rider
In honour of our closeness to the hour, I would like to offer my little ode to the rider ...

With Baited breath, I wait for thee,
My flaming rider, looking at me,
Hell’s on the run, you’ve come to town,
The hellcycle roars, Blackheart is going down …

With Roxanne at your side, her faithful love,
You take your place, darkness above,
All around you though, the light is fierce,
The riders flames, his eyes that pierce …

The Soul’s of evil men are sure to feel,
Their victim’s pain and maybe your steel,
Whatever the injustice, the rider will be there,
Just watch out evil for the Penance Stare …

I have loved you rider, as Johnny Blaze,
Daniel Ketch, he too caught my gaze,
But always rider, it is your flaming looks,
That made me buy your comic books …

The time is nigh, after 29 long years,
You take the big screen amid my cheers,
For at long last, I get to see you ride,
And feel so strongly a Flame Riders pride …

You can have your Spiderman, Iron Man too,
The Rider’s my man, through and through.
He fights for the innocent, takes on hell,
Mostly though … IT’S his flaming Shell!

Ride on Johnny, ride onto the screen,
50 feet tall, the rider of my childhood dreams,
I can wait, these next two weeks more,
Knowing I will hear at last … the Ghost Rider’s Roar!

 

[Fran]

^^^

 

[The Amazing Lee]

There was an old penguin called Dew
who used to play with her poo
her daddy said no
that's not the way it should go
now she showers and uses shampoo.