Hype's Poetry Corner. Post Odes, Doggerel and Limericks Here

[maxwell's demon]

damn.

merging is such a low blow. its so the opposite of sex, somehow.

 

[Mee]

And now the ultimate insult... Mee gets the merge.

 

[Mee]

mighty fine poem, pooson.

If this brought Kypade out of hibernation, (even briefly) my work here is done.

 

[Sir Man of Bat]

In memorandum of the late Sir Man of Bat?

Did he quit the Hype?

Or did the Hype quit on him?

I will always be here... watching your every moves....

It's best you remember that.

 

[Themanofbat]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, you got merged.

 

[Hudson]

I do wonder if I should dare and post some of mine.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm waiting here to rip it to pieces.

 

[jaguarr]

Tuna fish, tuna fish, lunch of mine a delicious dish
The silly crack in the next cube over, says you smell bad but her perfume has a worse odor
I'll defend you, tuna fish, from these pod-people who think of the office like it's some sort of church steeple
Only the finest of bread shall you be laid on with care, a throne befitting your nourishing reign over lunchtime fare.

*throws mic on the ground; walks off the stage*

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hooters Pimp had something to tell us.
He had met a girl, her name was Lettuce.
It was only last year that he whispered in her ear;
"I'll take a bucket of wings and an ice cold beer."
She took his order like none before.
Her beauty was legendary, no WAY she was a ****e.
He thought of her daily, but wanted to wait.
He'd sit a few years, then ask her on a date.
He posted on the Hype of this amazing endeavor.
Little did he know, it would be the best. Thread. Ever.


- Never forget

 

[Mee]

Hooters Pimp had something to tell us.
He had met a girl, her name was Lettuce.
It was only last year that he whispered in her ear;
I'll take a bucket if wings and an ice cold beer.
She took his order like none before.
Her beauty was legendary, no WAY she was a ****e.
He thought of her daily, but wanted to wait.
He'd sit a few years, then ask her on a date.
He posted on the Hype of this amazing endeavor.
Little did he know, it would be the best. Thread. Ever.


- Never forget

Never.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

that was some gripping stuff jag and DL

 

[Kipobe]

If this brought Kypade out of hibernation, (even briefly) my work here is done.

Hahahahahaha.

Poohson = Pooh

Pooh = the P in KPB

KPB = Kipobe

So........................I guess your job isn't done?

On the other hand, I don't like it when Mods try to rename things. I would never make a 'poetry corner' thread for everyone. I'm exclusive. I care not for other people's work. Unless it's DBella's, because I'm in love with her for now

 

[DOG LIPS]

Aunt Petunia was a hottie we all wanted to bang.
But one day we found out, she had a wang!
Many men shriveled and never recovered,
even Yoda felt the pain the men of the Hype suffered.
The hottie was gone, replaced by some dude.
He got a new name, and a hetero attitude.
But losing a female was more than the Hype could handle.
Many spirits were crushed from the Aunt Petunia scandal.

 

[Erzengel]

I call this Jonty

Hitting of my face
Causes me to call the cops
Oh, hurtful nephew

 

[maxwell's demon]

Randor and Falcor
Did vanquish foul Berman
(musclesforsupes smiled)

 

[maxwell's demon]

I call this Jonty

Hitting of my face
Causes me to call the cops
Oh, hurtful nephew

damn you trumping my haiku

 

[Bad Superman]

There is a cat in the window. (Conga plays)

The cat is looking at me. (Conga plays)

I am in pain. (Conga plays)

You are in pain. (Conga plays)

The World is in pain. (Conga plays)

Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . . .(Conga plays a 5 second solo)

 

[Erzengel]

Reptile

My iron gauntlet
Steadfast like my male harem
Magical Prom Night

 

[Erzengel]

damn you trumping my haiku

I was inspired.

 

[jaguarr]

There is a cat in the window. (Conga plays)

The cat is looking at me. (Conga plays)

I am in pain. (Conga plays)

You are in pain. (Conga plays)

The World is in pain. (Conga plays)

Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . . .(Conga plays a 5 second solo)

LMAO!

I'd never put any of my more serious compositions out on a message board, mostly because they're written with the potential use as lyrics in mind and I may want to use them someday. Put something worth a damn on the internet and sure as sh1t, someone will steal it.

jag

 

[Bad Superman]

LMAO!

I'd never put any of my more serious compositions out on a message board, mostly because they're written with the potential use as lyrics in mind and I may want to use them someday. Put something worth a damn on the internet and sure as sh1t, someone will steal it.

jag

t:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Reptile

My iron gauntlet
Steadfast like my male harem
Magical Prom Night

hahaha
I'm sick of typing lol and hahaha, so everyone please except this one overarching blanket LOL from me.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dog:

I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.

http://superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4721232&postcount=3

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

whoa, Past-Blast
and it escaped unsexy merge!