Things you wish you would've known

[Aren]

Okay, the original title is supposed to be "Things you wish you would've known before it happened" but it was too long, (heh). Anyway, just make a list of things you wish you would've known before it actually happened


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-How having a little brother is annoying even though you wanted one so bad before

-How keeping a friend is a lot more important than a girlfriend, you and this girlfriend will break up someday, but a friend, if he really is your friend, you will keep him your whole life

-Guys and girls cant be friends, I mean, real friends, the guy will always have some kind of thoughts in his mind when he'll be alone with her, same for some kind of girls too...

-I wish i had known how costly keeping a car was -_-

- That no matter how well you park, another jackass will still have the chance to scratch your car with a bad one.

 

[Tangled Web]

I wish I would have known how much I would miss her, so I would have gotten her number.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I wish I would have known that if your dad is bald. You too will be bald, don't get so attached.

 

[Gamma Ray]

I wish I knew that 8th, 11th and 12th grade were unimportant.

 

[Addendum]

I wish I knew what happened to that kid I fed some Chocolate Exlax laced brownies in 9th grade...

 

[Marvel Man]

I wish I would have known that if your dad is bald. You too will be bald, don't get so attached.

Actually dont it skip a generation, so if ur dad is bald u wont be bald. But if your grandpa is bald then u will be bald?

 

[Master Chief]

-Guys and girls cant be friends, I mean, real friends, the guy will always have some kind of thoughts in his mind when he'll be alone with her, same for some kind of girls too...

Nah, not really true. Sometimes it makes me think I'm gay, but then I watch some lesbian porn and I'm back to being completely heterosexual.

Anyway, I wish I knew that growing up is overrated, and now I'm in an area where I can't go back but don't want to move forward. I miss the innocence of being a little ignorant kid.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I wish back in high school I'd known how crucial it was to develop good social skills at that time. As it stands I have a difficult time out here in the real world, I wish I'd somehow have prepared myself better. I thought it was difficult back in high school to get laid, but I had no idea college was gonna be worse. I always assumed it'd just magically be better.

 

[thedeadite]

i wish i would have known how poor i'd be once i started school....i may not have built up such a bad comic book/dvd addiction that i can no longer feed

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Actually dont it skip a generation, so if ur dad is bald u wont be bald. But if your grandpa is bald then u will be bald?

I'm sorry what? Baldness skips generations? Curse my dad's dad. My mom's dad died with a full head of hair at 89.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Hmm, well I don't like my sad social state- but at least I don't have to worry about baldness.

Thanks for helping me to see the bright side.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

*Sets fists on hips* My work is done here. *Drives car through Maxwell Smart's homestead* up:

 

[CrAzYMoFo]

I wish I would've known that hamburgers do not taste good after being microwaved.

 

[LEX]

I wish I would've known that my June 28th comics were going to be delayed, so that I wouldn't have to go downtown by foot three times.

I wish I would've known that lightning storms can kill computers.

I wish I would've known that eating too much fried food can leave a bad taste in my throat.

I wish I would've known that Over The Hedge was an awesome movie that tops Madagascar and the Shrek movies.

 

[November Rain]

knowing everything prematurely ruins the fun of learning later on in life....

 

[Darthphere]

I wish I knew that when I put my hand down her pants that i was going to get kicked in the nuts.

 

[redmarvel]

I wish I knew which investments would really pay off in the next few years...

I wish I had known that programming languages change almost as frequently as computers get upgraded... then I would have studied something else.

 

[redmarvel]

I wish I would've known that lightning storms can kill computers.

See... you should have read the "Warnings and Cautions" thread:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210509

 

[Fledermaus]

I wish back in high school I'd known how crucial it was to develop good social skills at that time. As it stands I have a difficult time out here in the real world, I wish I'd somehow have prepared myself better. I thought it was difficult back in high school to get laid, but I had no idea college was gonna be worse. I always assumed it'd just magically be better.

Right there with you. Although I don't blame my social awkwardness on a lack of social skill, rather I stick to the belief that the majority of people in the world are, like me, a**hole.

 

[Dick Dynamite]

Nah, not really true. Sometimes it makes me think I'm gay, but then I watch some lesbian porn and I'm back to being completely heterosexual.

Ironic, that it takes someone else's homosexuality to make you realize how heterosexual you are.

I wish I woulda known that a High School Diploma REALLY wouldn't be enough.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

-Guys and girls cant be friends, I mean, real friends, the guy will always have some kind of thoughts in his mind when he'll be alone with her, same for some kind of girls too...

Balogna. I have four best friends who are chicks and I've only gotten with three of 'em and that was when we were both very wasted and and it only happened multiple times with one of them.
Plus I've had really good female friends who were fat and/or ugly, lesbians, or were married to one of my best friends, all factors that tore them right off the list.

 

[Morg]

known what my ex girlfriend really wanted

 

[C.F. Kane]

I wish I had known:

- that there were plenty of girls that I could have easily asked out in high school

- that NYU would be harder to get into than I previously thought

- that nobody really cares about anything I say

- that WOW was a better game than City of Heroes

- that your popularity in high school has absolutely no bearing on your popularity in college

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Right there with you. Although I don't blame my social awkwardness on a lack of social skill, rather I stick to the belief that the majority of people in the world are, like me, a**hole.

LOL maybe so.

- that there were plenty of girls that I could have easily asked out in high school

I think this is pretty common. Really young guys tend to have unrealistic standards. I too feel back in H.S. there were chicks I could have dated but I didn't ask them because I thought I had to get a hot girlfriend.

 

[tzarinna]

known what my ex girlfriend really wanted

Details,damn you



Discovered what I was really good at and honed those skills. I've experinced so much and held jobs that don't relate in anyway. That's been kind of cool, but I'd still would like some solid ground now.





*clock ticks*