I got stabbed in the leg last night

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At least it felt like it. Stupid cold weather. Stupid charlie horses.

Anyone else ever just wake up and it feels like your calf muscles are ripping apart? What's the scientific explanation for that nonsense?
 
Must have been something you said.
 
Cheap way to get people to read your thread.
 
It is caused by lack of water. Drink more water and eat a little bit more salt. The salt will help your body retain the water.
 
I ussualy get them in the morning when I........ ya know


well, it's the only way I can get that to go away besides a cold shower
 
I've had my thighs hurt in the morning but never my calf muscles.
 
Somebody better do some leg stabbing, cause I came here for leg stabbing :cmad:
 
Way to sucker people into this thread. Oddly most of my friends and my brother have actually been stabbed in the leg (not by me).
 
Somebody better do some leg stabbing, cause I came here for leg stabbing :cmad:

Get me a Plane ticket, the adress with a picture and a knife and I'll take care of it.
 
Way to sucker people into this thread. Oddly most of my friends and my brother have actually been stabbed in the leg (not by me).

wow your friends are hardcore! why did they get stabbed anyways? drug debts or turf wars?
 
I was stabbed in the leg once....with a dart. True story.

There we actually had leg stabbing in the thread. :o
 
The cure for a charlie horse is to stand up. I wish I knew that sooner, too many times I've writhed in pain for hours before finally going back to sleep. To know it all could have been avoided if I weren't too lazy to stand up. :o
 
My sympathies. I know from experience how painful that can be.

Are they okay?
 
Did your cousin deserve it? Sometimes leg stabbings are called for.
 
Tell him or her to drink more salt water and stand up. It's my understanding that makes it better.
 
I've had reeeeeally sharp cramps in my calfs first thing in the morning before. Cramp is a *****.

But getting stabbed is no laughing matter young man! :nono:
 

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