I have a new toilet seat

[terry78]

The one that came with my place was that cold, hard plastic type that just freezes your ass anytime you sit on it. i bought a new one and installed it, and it's the soft, sponge-like material, that normal people use. I tried it out earlier, and it was like ****ting on a cloud, I tells you. Every public washroom should be required to use these in place of the sterile plastic ones.

 

[knowsbleed]

I have a built in bidet in my toilet seat.

I win.

 

[enterthemadness]

Does anyone have the one with teh water shoot stream?

 

[knowsbleed]

I have a built in bidet in my toilet seat.

I win.

Does anyone have the one with teh water shoot stream?

 

[Tsunulia]

The only bad thing about the soft seats is when they start cracking. It hurts the tush to sit on pokey pieces of pleather.

 

[ChickenScratch]

Is there a dunce cap available around here? LOL

 

[Drakon]

 

[Tsunulia]

You Sir are the BEST EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! May I call you Sir, Sir Drakon?

 

[Majic Walrus]

The one that came with my place was that cold, hard plastic type that just freezes your ass anytime you sit on it. i bought a new one and installed it, and it's the soft, sponge-like material, that normal people use. I tried it out earlier, and it was like ****ting on a cloud, I tells you. Every public washroom should be required to use these in place of the sterile plastic ones.

The only people I know of who have the soft spongy seats are old people. Are you old?

 

[Drakon]

You Sir are the BEST EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! May I call you Sir, Sir Drakon?

Just glad my eclectic sense of humor doesn't go unappreciated.

 

[Aluchak]

Judging by his picture, I'd say so.

 

[X-Chick]

The only people I know of who have the soft spongy seats are old people. Are you old?

Yeah, my grandparents have one. I'm sure they love it.

 

[Tsunulia]

Just glad my eclectic sense of humor doesn't go unappreciated.

Your awesome sense of humor proceeds me Sir Drakon

 

[Ugfugly]

Ugh I hate the soft seats. I prefer mine hard like my peener! :P

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

The only people I know of who have the soft spongy seats are old people. Are you old?

He has one of those toilet paper doll covers too

 

[knowsbleed]

You taking pictures of my bathroom again Dew?

 

[Logan's Lady]

The only time I've ever sat on one of those seats was at my grandparents house

 

[terry78]

If you want your ass to freeze when you take a ****, go ahead. I earn my money for creature comforts, and that toilet seat is off the chain. If I could stick some 22's on it and install a sound system I would.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Dude, why would you need a soft toilet seat? For the small amount of time you sit on it does it really bother you that much that you have to have it feel like your ****ting on top of a premium leather couch?

 

[terry78]

With what I eat, yes.

 

[Majic Walrus]

He has one of those toilet paper doll covers too

 

[terry78]

He has one of those toilet paper doll covers too

Who axed you?

 

[BillyZaned]

just do what I do... get your shower to have a custom drain system... my drain hole has a 6 inch diameter...

I just go in the shower.... water cleans you better,

 

[Logan's Lady]

just do what I do... get your shower to have a custom drain system... my drain hole has a 6 inch diameter...

I just go in the shower.... water cleans you better,

ewww, you take your dumps in the shower?

 

[BillyZaned]

ewww, you take your dumps in the shower?

yep... poke a squat... let it flow

showers are more fun... baths, not so much