I Have A Problem With Cheetos

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Listen up,

I've never been a fan of Cheetos. Sure as a kid they're thrown in your face on a consistent basis. But I never really got it?? I mean yeah, Chester Cheeto tricked me into eating them on several occasions because, after all, he was a CARTOON and he was cool and he liked Cheetos.

But I always felt there was something off-putting about them. The taste, the texture, I just didn't get into Cheetos. Of course, you've got your Crunchy Cheetos, your fluffy Cheetos, and for a while they were selling those paw-shaped Cheetos.

Well, two days ago a coworker asked me to go pick her up some "Flamin' Hot Cheetos" from 7-11. I was on my lunch break but didn't have time b/c as soon as I got back to MY office, I got swamped with work. Well yesterday, out of guilt, I went by and bought a package of these Flamin' Hot Cheetos to take to the girl. But when I went by her area she was already gone....So they sat in my office unitl this morning. :(

I was sitting here minding my own business, but I couldn't get the Flamin' Hot Cheetos out of my mind. So I decided to eat some of them for breakfast about half an hour ago.....F*&K ME, that was a bad idea!

First of all, they didn't taste cheesy OR fiery! :huh: And they got worse with each bite. I ate maybe 2/3 of the "Grab Bag" before chunking them in my waste basket! I had to go to the restroom and wash my mouth out b/c it was completely red with Flamin' Hotness :down

BLAAAGH!!! They were so nasty, I had to go get a drink and some gum at 7-11 to chase it down!! :cmad:

I freakin' HATE Cheetos!! :cmad: What about you?
 
I like Cheetos ok but they pale in comparison to Doritos.

And Funyuns rule all.
 
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Satan's Snack!
 
They SUCK! You get a mouth full of RED, and then you don't feel as good as before :cmad: :(
 
I love cheetos crunchy. No. 1 on my favorite junk food list.
 
Chester Cheetah is basically a junkie, I think we all know this. That powdery cheese is actually cocaine turned orange with food coloring just to hide from the feds.
 
They're not really meant for breakfast though. You poor stomach just woke up and you fill him up with flamin hot goodness, of course he's gonna be upset.
 
I'm soothing him with a 20oz bottle of Mt. Dew now :up:



....Fridays :whatever:
 
Wow. How much High Fructose Corn Syrup can one stomach handle first thing in the morning? :down

jag
 
Wow. How much High Fructose Corn Syrup can one stomach handle first thing in the morning? :down

jag

Don't worry. This was a minor lapse in judgement. I wish the stupid girl was where she was supposed to be yesterday! :cmad: I never should have tried to do her a favor! :down

I'm back on the fast track to good living and fresh foods :up: This was just like some sort of trick or temptation from Satan!
 
At least its not damm campbell's HEY STUPID COMMERICALS! WHERE IS MY POSSIBILITES!:cmad:
 
Don't worry. This was a minor lapse in judgement. I wish the stupid girl was where she was supposed to be yesterday! :cmad: I never should have tried to do her a favor! :down

I'm back on the fast track to good living and fresh foods :up: This was just like some sort of trick or temptation from Satan!

It was actually a test to see if you were a worthy competitor for the ancient Shou Wang Eating Tournament, held once every 300 years on the eve of the full moon at Steve's house.

You failed. :(
 
musclesforsupes - At least its not damm campbell's HEY STUPID COMMERICALS! WHERE IS MY POSSIBILITES!

ROTF!! :woot: That makes my stomach feel better! :)
 
It was actually a test to see if you were a worthy competitor for the ancient Shou Wang Eating Tournament, held once every 300 years on the eve of the full moon at Steve's house.

You failed. :(

Dammit! I never know where I'm gonna be in another 300 years!? :(
 
"It ain't easy being cheesy..."
 
They SUCK! You get a mouth full of RED, and then you don't feel as good as before :cmad: :(
I like Flmain' Hot Cheetos.

The only thing is, they've been around since 95 yet they're just starting to get commercial exposure.
 

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