Listen up,
I've never been a fan of Cheetos. Sure as a kid they're thrown in your face on a consistent basis. But I never really got it?? I mean yeah, Chester Cheeto tricked me into eating them on several occasions because, after all, he was a CARTOON and he was cool and he liked Cheetos.
But I always felt there was something off-putting about them. The taste, the texture, I just didn't get into Cheetos. Of course, you've got your Crunchy Cheetos, your fluffy Cheetos, and for a while they were selling those paw-shaped Cheetos.
Well, two days ago a coworker asked me to go pick her up some "Flamin' Hot Cheetos" from 7-11. I was on my lunch break but didn't have time b/c as soon as I got back to MY office, I got swamped with work. Well yesterday, out of guilt, I went by and bought a package of these Flamin' Hot Cheetos to take to the girl. But when I went by her area she was already gone....So they sat in my office unitl this morning.
I was sitting here minding my own business, but I couldn't get the Flamin' Hot Cheetos out of my mind. So I decided to eat some of them for breakfast about half an hour ago.....F*&K ME, that was a bad idea!
First of all, they didn't taste cheesy OR fiery!
And they got worse with each bite. I ate maybe 2/3 of the "Grab Bag" before chunking them in my waste basket! I had to go to the restroom and wash my mouth out b/c it was completely red with Flamin' Hotness
BLAAAGH!!! They were so nasty, I had to go get a drink and some gum at 7-11 to chase it down!!
I freakin' HATE Cheetos!!
What about you?