I have Internal Resorption

[knowsbleed]

Ask them to make your fake tooth extra white...so it will glow extra bright under a blacklight.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Pffft! You can cure this with elderberries and HCG injections, dude!

jag

Don't forget the colonics.

Maybe they'll be an internal resorption pandemic and the evil drug company overlords will hide the true cure from me . Quick get JustSom3Dud3! I need to know how to return my body to an Alkaline pH

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This pic was very traumatic for me.
At first I thought it was some freaky 4-Balled, Penisless guy, and the gums area was pubic hair.

Then, I thought it was a horrifying foot shot, with a forest of creeping fungus starting between each toe and creeping up the foot. This poor hypothetical freak had no toe nails of course.


Anyway, people always say that root canals are painful.
I've had 3 and not one of them hurt at all.
It's all in your head, or, I'm really susceptible to the numbing stuff they use.

 

[knowsbleed]

This pic was very traumatic for me.
At first I thought it was some freaky 4-Balled, Penisless guy, and the gums area was pubic hair.

Then, I thought it was a horrifying foot shot, with a forest of creeping fungus starting between each toe and creeping up the foot. This poor hypothetical freak had no toe nails of course.


Anyway, people always say that root canals are painful.
I've had 3 and not one of them hurt at all.
It's all in your head, or, I'm really susceptible to the numbing stuff they use.

sadist

 

[Downhere]

A condition that affects less than 1% of people. It's also referred to as Pink Tooth of Mummery and it's a localized degenerative hole on the tooth. No known cause.

Basically I have to get a root canal, or if that fails I need a dental replacement installed.

For a second there I thought that was an X-Ray of a deformed foot. But anyways, sorry to hear about the root canal you will have to go through, hopefully you won't feel much if they inject you with the good stuff.

 

[Shuley]

It's not the root canal I'm worried about...it's the 50/50 shot it has of working, and the potential that I'll have to get a fake tooth

Could be worse.Good thing they didn't discover you of having cancer of the mouth.

 

[knowsbleed]

Good thing they didn't find a hamster shoved up your colon.

 

[jaguarr]

Good thing they didn't find a hamster shoved up your colon.

Are you suggesting that he hid the evidence?

jag

 

[CyberFaust]

get the bling teeth, get the bling teeth!

 

[CyberFaust]

Are you suggesting that he hid the evidence?

jag

someone ELSE! (not me) snould investigate!
and them youtube it

 

[knowsbleed]

I thought that's how everybody cleans their colon...make room for all the red meat he'll eat with his new toof.

 

[DBella]

Root canal itself doesn't hurt because of the anesthetic used during the procedure. I've had one. I did feel pain a day after the surgery though, but nothing I can't handle.

 

[DV8]

A condition that affects less than 1% of people. It's also referred to as Pink Tooth of Mummery and it's a localized degenerative hole on the tooth. No known cause.

you win for most homosexual-sounding disease in a horror genre

 

[Badger]

you win for most homosexual-sounding disease in a horror genre

t: LOLZ t:

 

[Darthphere]

Is Shadowboxing coming off as a huge ***** to anyone else?

"Waaah! I MIGHT need a fake tooth!"

 

[Mee]

R.I.P. Shadowboxing's tooth.

 

[CyberFaust]

he'll get a quarter for it from the fairy

 

[Downhere]

he'll get a quarter for it from the fairy

That's all? I thought it was like a dollar.

 

[Mee]

Is Shadowboxing coming off as a huge ***** to anyone else?

"Waaah! I MIGHT need a fake tooth!"

The bodybuilding is just to compensate for his inner pansy.

 

[CyberFaust]

That's all? I thought it was like a dollar.

only in Dubai!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

^Hey eff off. I've never had to have any type of surgury before. Excuse me if I pride myself on my spotless record. Played rugby, no broken bones. Fell 10 feet onto a concrete floor, got up and walked away. According to my trainer I have more pain tolerance than anyone he's ever met, but if I was shaken by this it would be a big blow. Never had a cavity. Now this.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

^Hey eff off. I've never had to have any type of surgury before. Excuse me if I pride myself on my spotless record. Played rugby, no broken bones. Fell 10 feet onto a concrete floor, got up and walked away. Never had a cavity. Now this.

Now you'll only be in "near-mint" condition.

 

[CyberFaust]

^Hey eff off. I've never had to have any type of surgury before. Excuse me if I pride myself on my spotless record. Played rugby, no broken bones. Fell 10 feet onto a concrete floor, got up and walked away. Never had a cavity. Now this.

sounds like me...only not the cavity thing


and it's nothing to be ashamed of, every man fears the dentist. Even spartans :P

 

[CyberFaust]

Now you'll only be in "near-mint" condition.

Only slightly removed from the box!
But you'll mever change hands for the same money again

 

[Mee]

^Hey eff off.

Haha, oh you. :heart: