I have Internal Resorption

[Downhere]

and it's nothing to be ashamed of, every man fears the dentist. Even spartans :P

So true, dentists and doctors are scary.

 

[jaguarr]

Now you'll only be in "near-mint" condition.

His resale value just went into the basement.

Only slightly removed from the box!

Only slightly? He's been taken out and played with more than Toven in a nudist colony.

But you'll mever change hands for the same money again

*insert blind_fury/Swedish-super-model-hooker reference*

jag

 

[CyberFaust]

His resale value just went into the basement.



Only slightly? He's been taken out and played with more than Toven in a nudist colony.



*insert blind_fury/Swedish-super-model-hooker reference*

jag

yeah, seriously, who would buy a ShadowBoxing now? it's just throwing away good money that you could use for swedish supermodels!

 

[Darthphere]

^Hey eff off. I've never had to have any type of surgury before. Excuse me if I pride myself on my spotless record. Played rugby, no broken bones. Fell 10 feet onto a concrete floor, got up and walked away. According to my trainer I have more pain tolerance than anyone he's ever met, but if I was shaken by this it would be a big blow. Never had a cavity. Now this.

Dude, I just had my sister be diagnosed with MS, do you think she cried like a little ***** because here "spotless record" is tarnished? Seriously, I'm not going to feel sorry for you because of a root canal.

 

[jaguarr]

Dude, I just had my sister be diagnosed with MS, do you think she cried like a little ***** because here "spotless record" is tarnished? Seriously, I'm not going to feel sorry for you because of a root canal.

What if you need a favor from Ferris one day? You heartless wench!


(Sorry to hear about your sister).

jag

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

What does that have anything to do with 'internal resorption'?
Your randomness is cute.

And Mike... if it can be fixed and not life threatening, it's not that serious. Root canal hurts, but it's temporary. You can take the pain.

It was my mistake. I thought I was in the Lounge & after I realized in the wrong thread, I edited my post.

 

[Darthphere]

What if you need a favor from Ferris one day? You heartless wench!


(Sorry to hear about your sister).

jag

I have a Ferris on speed dial.

And thank you. I only bring up my sister because I'm tired of people complaining over some stupid ****. If SB got cancer or something then by all means. But it seems he's more worried about his bragging rights about never having surgery than anything else.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Only slightly? He's been taken out and played with more than Toven in a nudist colony.

jag

• Internal Resorption: Symptoms; may turn you into Toven.

Oh noes

 

[DBella]

It was my mistake. I thought I was in the Lounge & after I realized in the wrong thread, I edited my post.

I can totally see how "Internal Resorption" can be mistaken for the Lounge.

 

[sinewave]

Is Shadowboxing coming off as a huge ***** to anyone else?

"Waaah! I MIGHT need a fake tooth!"

i'm glad you said it because i didn't want to come off as a dick. i hate people pulling that macho bull**** if someone complains about something, but considering the fact that shadowboxing is well known as a big, strong muscle-man-type, it's pretty hilarious to hear him whining about having a tooth removed.

buck up, li'l soldier!

 

[Darthphere]

i'm glad you said it because i didn't want to come off as a dick. i hate people pulling that macho bull**** if someone complains about something, but considering the fact that shadowboxing is well known as a big, strong muscle-man-type, it's pretty hilarious to hear him whining about having a tooth removed.

buck up, li'l soldier!

But it's ok for me?

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Damn man. I'm sorry to hear that. You're in for a few painful procedures it sounds like, but you'll be fine in the long run. That's good at least. Hope everything works out bud!

 

[sinewave]

But it's ok for me?

well, yeah. people expect it from you. :heart:

 

[Darthphere]

well, yeah. people expect it from you. :heart:

Damn right.

 

[terry78]

Every man has to have surgery at least once, Shadow. It's a rite of passage. You won't get taken seriously if you haven't been laid up in the E.R. at least once. I was in three times over the years. One was for swallowing a penny when I was 6, but...we won't get into that.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I can totally see how "Internal Resorption" can be mistaken for the Lounge.

When they close the next lounge I'm starting a new one called "the Pink Lounge of Mummery".

 

[Abaddon]

big boys don't cry

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm not gonna cry. I'm not even gonna be awake. Maybe I just don't lik the idea of getting a $575 root canal and having a disease which is pretty much a mystery to modern medicine.

 

[Abaddon]

you might cry when you realize the surgery didn't take.

 

[Darthphere]

I'm not gonna cry. I'm not even gonna be awake. Maybe I just don't lik the idea of getting a $575 root canal and having a disease which is pretty much a mystery to modern medicine.

You get holes in your teeth. Come back to us when you have cancer, and we'll feel sorry for you.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

you might cry when you realize the surgery didn't take.

Yeah, cause I don't have dental insurance. And that would mean a fake tooth, which cost a fortune.

 

[Abaddon]

well if money is no object, then why should it matter that it's five hundred and seventy five dollars(damn keyboard)

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I'm not gonna cry. I'm not even gonna be awake. Maybe I just don't lik the idea of getting a $575 root canal and having a disease which is pretty much a mystery to modern medicine.

Man, I felt the same way with my Graves disease. You just can't let it frighten you to the point where it effects your life.

 

[knowsbleed]

Every man has to have surgery at least once, Shadow. It's a rite of passage. You won't get taken seriously if you haven't been laid up in the E.R. at least once. I was in three times over the years. One was for swallowing a penny when I was 6, but...we won't get into that.

Your boy told you that you'd s*** out a dollar bill didn't he?

I swallowed watermelon seeds when I was a kid and my big bro told me I'd die from the watermelon plant that was going to grow in my stomach.

I sat on the toilet for 2 days praying to God to not kill me with a watermelon plant in my stomach.

 

[AhabTheArab]

jesus has chosen you, prepare for the armageddon.