I just bought a venus fly trap

[terry78]

^Not the actual one obviously.

Always wanted to buy one, and it was recommended I actually order it from a site as opposed to buying it at the local Wal-Mart, which does have them in the garden area. Little flying bugs along with flies seem to be getting into the apt. in some way or fashion, so hopefully dude can have a decent meal over the course of the week.

 

[Majik1387]

Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long....

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

^Not the actual one obviously.

Always wanted to buy one, and it was recommended I actually order it from a site as opposed to buying it at the local Wal-Mart, which does have them in the garden area. Little flying bugs along with flies seem to be getting into the apt. in some way or fashion, so hopefully dude can have a decent meal over the course of the week.

This is what happened to me when I got one....

 

[Ghostvirus]

 

[BubbaGump]

Raahhhhrwwrrr

 

[The Kid]

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed me terry!

 

[Grievous]

hahaha

 

[terry78]

All the ones you guys are posting look like vaginas. I won't even go there, though.

 

[Halcohol]

Don't they need to be in a tropical climate?

(The plants, not the vaginas)

 

[Dodger]

If you ever want to get away from the GF you can down it's mouth into another world.

 

[tzarinna]

Hope it works.
When the food supply gets short, will you turn to chicken?

 

[Golgo-13]

Love those things. They can easily be maintained on crickets acquired from your local pet store.

 

[Majik1387]

Did you name it Audrey II yet?

 

[terry78]

Don't they need to be in a tropical climate?

(The plants, not the vaginas)

It's hot every day now, so it'll be fine is what the place told me. If it's still living in the fall, I have to get a terrarium for it and put some flying bugs in to keep it fed.

 

[Super Kal]

sounds like fun

 

[Tyrinus]

All the ones you guys are posting look like vaginas. I won't even go there, though.

I don't even want to think about what kind of vaginas you've been exposed too.

 

[terry78]

Vaginas with teeth apparantly. The ultimate motivation to pull out.

 

[nosebleed.]

Vaginas w/teeth...and braces

 

[Jack Rabbit]

All the ones you guys are posting look like vaginas. I won't even go there, though.

If I EVER see a vagina like that...

 

[Telekinetic]

I got one from the reptile store around here and they dont just live off of insects they catch.

i didnt know that. and it died.

 

[Warhammer]

If I EVER see a vagina like that...

...You'd go ahead and pay no mind to the teeth.
Hell, you might become a fan.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Congratulations!

 

[Kritish]

Congrats on your purchase, those things are awesome. You might need to give them the occasional bag of crickets though. That's not to hard to get though.
Before you know it you'll find yourself naming it, it feels more like a pet than a plant.

 

[TEDDY]

Why buy a venus fly trap when you can just as easily find one popping out of the end of pipes?

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Why buy a venus fly trap when you can just as easily find one popping out of the end of pipes?

If he's Italian like me those little bastards are dangerous.