I just bought a venus fly trap

[L.A.]

^Not the actual one obviously.

Always wanted to buy one, and it was recommended I actually order it from a site as opposed to buying it at the local Wal-Mart, which does have them in the garden area. Little flying bugs along with flies seem to be getting into the apt. in some way or fashion, so hopefully dude can have a decent meal over the course of the week.

For some reason I never thought these plants actually existed

 

[Vilya]

I hate plants that behave like animals

 

[Carcharodon]

You mean exhibiting tendencies of heterotrophy to obtain precious and necessary Nitrogen?

Why?

 

[Vilya]

The next thing you know they will become sentient.

 

[Rorschach II]

There is something unsettling about the venus fly trap. If they ever become sentient, we as humans will do what we always do.

Shoot them.