I just got stabbed what should I do?

[Anubis Raptor]

Hi, I'm Darthphere you may know me from the Superherohype boards and if you don't, go **** yourself, just kidding...not really. Are you tired of threads with titles such as these:

My neighbor's car is being stolen what should I do?

Someone broke into my house, should I press charges?

I have a giant wart on my leg, should I see a doctor?

Then you are not alone people of the Hype. I have grown more and more disturbed by these threads which ask common sense questions that have common sense answers. So next time you're facing a debilitating physical impairment, some type of illness and have been the victim or witnessed a crime, please, don't make a thread about it asking us what to do, just do it.

Thank you, and have a good night.

 

[Darthphere]

It's amazing how everyone gets it, except for Asteroid-Man. No wonder everyone hates him.

 

[Mee]

Darth has no female fans.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Look dude, I know that you got ****ed over on the evolutionary ladder and that you being a product of inbreeding makes you this ******ed, but please just shut the **** up. Seriously, go back to the trailer and fire up the grill on that roadkill you picked up earlier.

First a pointless thread and then to top it off a ridiculous and immature post proving you have no ability to socialize. ...or you're just a rude ass-wipe. You take your pick.

 

[Darthphere]

First a pointless thread and then to top it off a ridiculous and immature post proving you have no ability to socialize. ...or you're just a rude ass-wipe. You take your pick.

Dude, seriously, you caught feelings, I get it, I've pwned you hard too many times before. Come on, stop being a little ***** and get over it.

Also, I'm a rude ass-wipe, Mee and I are going to the opera.

 

[Johann Krauss]

Hi, I'm Darthphere you may know me from the Superherohype boards and if you don't, go **** yourself, just kidding...not really. Are you tired of threads with titles such as these:

My neighbor's car is being stolen what should I do?

Someone broke into my house, should I press charges?

I have a giant wart on my leg, should I see a doctor?

Then you are not alone people of the Hype. I have grown more and more disturbed by these threads which ask common sense questions that have common sense answers. So next time you're facing a debilitating physical impairment, some type of illness and have been the victim or witnessed a crime, please, don't make a thread about it asking us what to do, just do it.

Thank you, and have a good night.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Dude, seriously, you caught feelings, I get it, I've pwned you hard too many times before. Come on, stop being a little ***** and get over it.

Also, I'm a rude ass-wipe, Mee and I are going to the opera.

pwned me? Never. Show no maturity in yourself in an embarrassing attempt to "pwn" me, yes.

 

[The Squirrel]

Hi, I'm Darthphere you may know me from the Superherohype boards and if you don't, go **** yourself, just kidding...not really. Are you tired of threads with titles such as these:

My neighbor's car is being stolen what should I do?

Someone broke into my house, should I press charges?

I have a giant wart on my leg, should I see a doctor?

Then you are not alone people of the Hype. I have grown more and more disturbed by these threads which ask common sense questions that have common sense answers. So next time you're facing a debilitating physical impairment, some type of illness and have been the victim or witnessed a crime, please, don't make a thread about it asking us what to do, just do it.

Thank you, and have a good night.

2nded.

 

[Free Pete!]

Did you really just get stabbed? If so, I'm sorry.

 

[Mee]

Also, I'm a rude ass-wipe, Mee and I are going to the opera.

 

[The Squirrel]

First a pointless thread and then to top it off a ridiculous and immature post proving you have no ability to socialize. ...or you're just a rude ass-wipe. You take your pick.

But he is one of the cooler rude ass-wipes on this board.

 

[Darthphere]

pwned me? Never. Show no maturity in yourself in an embarrassing attempt to "pwn" me, yes.

LOL, you're delusional.

Lets go Mee!

But he is one of the cooler rude ass-wipes on this board.

Nobody has ever said something so nice about me.:heart:

 

[The Squirrel]

Nobody has ever said something so nice about me.:heart:

No problem buddy.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Did you really just get stabbed? If so, I'm sorry.

...

Don't leave through the back entrance! We've all seen Batman Begins...

But he is one of the cooler rude ass-wipes on this board.

True-say.

 

[KevanG]

Does anyone else remember.

"I just burnt by girlfriend's **** by pouring molten butter down it. Should I give her another GameBoy game"?





























Best. Thread. Ever. [/ComicBookGuy]

I forgot about that one... It was pretty funny though

 

[Warhammer]

This may very well be the greatest thread the Hype has ever witnessed.

 

[Erzengel]

Welcome to the New SuperheroHype.

There was a time when posters like that would have been ostracized right off the boards. But no, now they stay and post in stupid gaming threads and worthless lounges.

Those are the "popular" threads now. A year ago they were considered where only the troglodytes of SHH posted, now a new one pops up every 2 months.

 

[CashforStash]

You should see a Doctor?

 

[Omega Wizard]

Hi, I'm Darthphere you may know me from the Superherohype boards and if you don't, go **** yourself, just kidding...not really. Are you tired of threads with titles such as these:

My neighbor's car is being stolen what should I do?

Someone broke into my house, should I press charges?

I have a giant wart on my leg, should I see a doctor?

Then you are not alone people of the Hype. I have grown more and more disturbed by these threads which ask common sense questions that have common sense answers. So next time you're facing a debilitating physical impairment, some type of illness and have been the victim or witnessed a crime, please, don't make a thread about it asking us what to do, just do it.

Thank you, and have a good night.

 

[Warhammer]

Omega Wizard, what was the final result of your fiasco? Did the neighbor get fined? Did he get punished with community service and probation? Did you actually go and confront him (and anyone else involved) about the issue?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Did you attack his heart?

 

[Immortalfire]

We're laughing with you, Omega.

 

[Hobgoblin]

You're showing your age starting this thread. Kids these days don't know how to handle everyday things without the help of the internet.

You've noticed that too,hm? Say something very simple to someone and they say "Huh? What does that mean?" I dunno, show a tiny amount of attention and the question answers itself.

 

[Omega Wizard]

Omega Wizard, what was the final result of your fiasco? Did the neighbor get fined? Did he get punished with community service and probation? Did you actually go and confront him (and anyone else involved) about the issue?

I dunno yet, all I know is that the cops were at his house

 

[bullets]

I just broke into someone's home while they are away on vacation , I'm now using their computer ...... What should I do ????