I met Beyonce "The Booty" Knowles today

[terry78]

Albeit being a brief meeting, I did say hi to her and she did wave and say hi back. The Chicago Theatre has some kind of "Glamorama" thing going on tonight (don't ask), and I was walking past on my lunch hour and saw a large crowd gathered in front of the theatre and lo and behold as I walk past I see Beyonce getting out of a car to go into the theatre. I look twice to make sure it's her and yes, she does have the ass that won't quit. There's already a crowd, but for some reason they didn't care that I was standing right by her limo, and I say "hey, what's up?" as she gets out, and smiles and says, "hi, how are you?" then they rush the rotund ass into the theatre so as to not get anymore gawkers. I'm sure the crowd tonight will be made up of females, the occasional fanboy and gay men, but at least I got some eye candy beforehand.

 

[tzarinna]

She totally wants you.

 

[terry78]

^Don't I know it.

 

[Quietstorm]

Haha, good for you

I was looking at the gossip blog Concreteloop yesterday and saw that Beyonce got drunk off her ass recently t:

 

[JLBats]

I don't believe you:jealous:

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Albeit being a brief meeting, I did say hi to her and she did wave and say hi back. The Chicago Theatre has some kind of "Glamorama" thing going on tonight (don't ask), and I was walking past on my lunch hour and saw a large crowd gathered in front of the theatre and lo and behold as I walk past I see Beyonce getting out of a car to go into the theatre. I look twice to make sure it's her and yes, she does have the ass that won't quit. There's already a crowd, but for some reason they didn't care that I was standing right by her limo, and I say "hey, what's up?" as she gets out, and smiles and says, "hi, how are you?" then they rush the rotund ass into the theatre so as to not get anymore gawkers. I'm sure the crowd tonight will be made up of females, the occasional fanboy and gay men, but at least I got some eye candy beforehand.

Dude your so in there.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

, bootylicious man.

 

[Clouseau]

what's funny is that's totally the picture i had in my head when i read the story - and i don't even know who that's supposed to be! t:

 

[Warhammer]

Damn terry, you're lucky.
Didn't you meet Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, also?

 

[terry78]

Damn terry, you're lucky.
Didn't you meet Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, also?

Vaughn I just saw as I was going up the elevator. Celebrities slide through Chicago all the time, but usually it's so fast you can never see them.

 

[Manic]

Aww, I'm so jealous. I've only had a few members of Danity Kane wave at me. Fine, yes, but they're Making The Band 3, so who gives a ****

 

[The_Teacher]

Hooters Pimp.

 

[The Kid]

why didn't you take some pics of the bootiful beyonce?

 

[James"007"Bond]

Dude your so in there.

lmaot:

 

[Man-Thing]

I think she is such a skank.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Dude your so in there.

Dude, "your" is possesive.

 

[GunBlade]

She's bloody gorgeous. I'm still wondering how Jay-Z copped that, srsly. She can do way better than him..

 

[Kmack]

How awesome, she's like, my favorite singer this year

 

[Space Moose]

Dude your so in there.

Hahaha! Greg, from Everybody Hates Chris!

 

[chaseter]

I would have exploded on Beyonce...she is hot.

 

[PyroChamber]

Albeit being a brief meeting, I did say hi to her and she did wave and say hi back. The Chicago Theatre has some kind of "Glamorama" thing going on tonight (don't ask), and I was walking past on my lunch hour and saw a large crowd gathered in front of the theatre and lo and behold as I walk past I see Beyonce getting out of a car to go into the theatre. I look twice to make sure it's her and yes, she does have the ass that won't quit. There's already a crowd, but for some reason they didn't care that I was standing right by her limo, and I say "hey, what's up?" as she gets out, and smiles and says, "hi, how are you?" then they rush the rotund ass into the theatre so as to not get anymore gawkers. I'm sure the crowd tonight will be made up of females, the occasional fanboy and gay men, but at least I got some eye candy beforehand.

They were talking about this on the news yesterday, and of all the times I chose NOT to go Downtown. She was at the Macy's on State St. (I believe) on Thursday.

 

[jaguarr]

Albeit being a brief meeting, I did say hi to her and she did wave and say hi back. The Chicago Theatre has some kind of "Glamorama" thing going on tonight (don't ask), and I was walking past on my lunch hour and saw a large crowd gathered in front of the theatre and lo and behold as I walk past I see Beyonce getting out of a car to go into the theatre. I look twice to make sure it's her and yes, she does have the ass that won't quit. There's already a crowd, but for some reason they didn't care that I was standing right by her limo, and I say "hey, what's up?" as she gets out, and smiles and says, "hi, how are you?" then they rush the rotund ass into the theatre so as to not get anymore gawkers. I'm sure the crowd tonight will be made up of females, the occasional fanboy and gay men, but at least I got some eye candy beforehand.

That experience was probably enough to give you stroke material for the next three months.

jag