I miss real boobs...

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  1. sinewave Registered

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    I'm really sick of fake boobs. Everywhere I look fake boobs have replaced the real things. I fondly remember watching movies in the 80's and most of the time there was any nudity the boobs were real. Some fake boobs look okay, but the majority of them are too big, too hard, scarred or just plain ugly. I guess that's just one of the downsides of living in an overly beauty conscious world. :(

    Yes, I'm bored.
     
  2. TheSumOfGod Registered

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    banned

    like Tukilukilia, or whatever the f*** her name was
     
  3. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Watching a lot of porn, huh?
     
  4. tomahawk53 Registered

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    You are such a spoiled brat sinewave!

    If every where I looked I saw fake boobs I'd be thankful. ;)
     
  5. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    They really aren't that hard to find in real life.
     
  6. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    You mean like outside? Away from the computer? :confused:
     
  7. TheSumOfGod Registered

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    Most women in third world countries have real boobs, and they're cheap too. I once paid for a hooker in Nigeria with a can of tuna. :o

    ;)
     
  8. sinewave Registered

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    not enough. somedays i'm actually able to put on pants without my "thunder" hurting due to severe chaffing.
     
  9. sinewave Registered

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    you should move here to boobburg. it's glorious!
     
  10. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Well the answer to your predicerment is 70's early 80's porn.
     
  11. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    hahaha"my thunder"
     
  12. sinewave Registered

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    why would i get banned for creating a thread on boobs? it's not like it's a thread on raping children, even though so many of them are just asking for it.
     
  13. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    yep, if you can wade through the pubic afros, you're set.
     
  14. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    Heaven forbid!
     
  15. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Hey who doesn't like to see Fidel Castro eating a london broil?
     
  16. sinewave Registered

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    yeah, it's quite the predicament. i love the modern advancements we've made with pubic grooming, but i really can't stand modern breast augmentation technology. what's a picky hornball to do? :(
     
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    I agree, fake boobs suck:down:
     
  18. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    hot! :down:eek:
     
  19. DarknessOfDeath Rebel Scoundrel

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    fake, real, im fond of both
     
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    fake boobs are hard and don't bounce around or giggle. they should be outlawed. :down
     
  22. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    I prefer fake to sagging.
     
  23. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Well it all depends not all women go 3 sizes from their original. It shouldn't look like something small Mexican children would be trying to hit blind folded with a stick.
     
  24. Son Of Logan Weapon X

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    Amen, brother.
     
  25. blind_fury Registered

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    You might as well be fondling a solid bag filled with water.
     

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