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I miss real boobs...

sinewave

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I'm really sick of fake boobs. Everywhere I look fake boobs have replaced the real things. I fondly remember watching movies in the 80's and most of the time there was any nudity the boobs were real. Some fake boobs look okay, but the majority of them are too big, too hard, scarred or just plain ugly. I guess that's just one of the downsides of living in an overly beauty conscious world. :(

Yes, I'm bored.
 
banned

like Tukilukilia, or whatever the f*** her name was
 
Watching a lot of porn, huh?
 
You are such a spoiled brat sinewave!

If every where I looked I saw fake boobs I'd be thankful. ;)
 
They really aren't that hard to find in real life.
 
Calvin said:
They really aren't that hard to find in real life.

You mean like outside? Away from the computer? :confused:
 
Most women in third world countries have real boobs, and they're cheap too. I once paid for a hooker in Nigeria with a can of tuna. :o

;)
 
Erzengel said:
Watching a lot of porn, huh?

not enough. somedays i'm actually able to put on pants without my "thunder" hurting due to severe chaffing.
 
tomahawk53 said:
You are such a spoiled brat sinewave!

If every where I looked I saw fake boobs I'd be thankful. ;)

you should move here to boobburg. it's glorious!
 
Well the answer to your predicerment is 70's early 80's porn.
 
TheSumOfGod said:
banned

like Tukilukilia, or whatever the f*** her name was

why would i get banned for creating a thread on boobs? it's not like it's a thread on raping children, even though so many of them are just asking for it.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
yep, if you can wade through the pubic afros, you're set.
Hey who doesn't like to see Fidel Castro eating a london broil?
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
yep, if you can wade through the pubic afros, you're set.

yeah, it's quite the predicament. i love the modern advancements we've made with pubic grooming, but i really can't stand modern breast augmentation technology. what's a picky hornball to do? :(
 
fake boobs are hard and don't bounce around or giggle. they should be outlawed. :down
 
Well it all depends not all women go 3 sizes from their original. It shouldn't look like something small Mexican children would be trying to hit blind folded with a stick.
 

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