I miss real boobs...

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  1. sinewave

    sinewave Registered

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    I'm really sick of fake boobs. Everywhere I look fake boobs have replaced the real things. I fondly remember watching movies in the 80's and most of the time there was any nudity the boobs were real. Some fake boobs look okay, but the majority of them are too big, too hard, scarred or just plain ugly. I guess that's just one of the downsides of living in an overly beauty conscious world. :(

    Yes, I'm bored.
     
    #1 sinewave, Apr 25, 2006
  2. TheSumOfGod

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    banned

    like Tukilukilia, or whatever the f*** her name was
     
    #2 TheSumOfGod, Apr 25, 2006
  3. Erzengel

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    Watching a lot of porn, huh?
     
    #3 Erzengel, Apr 25, 2006
  4. tomahawk53

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    You are such a spoiled brat sinewave!

    If every where I looked I saw fake boobs I'd be thankful. ;)
     
    #4 tomahawk53, Apr 25, 2006
  5. Calvin

    Calvin Muchas smooches

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    They really aren't that hard to find in real life.
     
    #5 Calvin, Apr 25, 2006
  6. Erzengel

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    You mean like outside? Away from the computer? :confused:
     
    #6 Erzengel, Apr 25, 2006
  7. TheSumOfGod

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    Most women in third world countries have real boobs, and they're cheap too. I once paid for a hooker in Nigeria with a can of tuna. :o

    ;)
     
    #7 TheSumOfGod, Apr 25, 2006
  8. sinewave

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    not enough. somedays i'm actually able to put on pants without my "thunder" hurting due to severe chaffing.
     
    #8 sinewave, Apr 25, 2006
  9. sinewave

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    you should move here to boobburg. it's glorious!
     
    #9 sinewave, Apr 25, 2006
  10. Erzengel

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    Well the answer to your predicerment is 70's early 80's porn.
     
    #10 Erzengel, Apr 25, 2006
  11. Wilhelm-Scream

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    hahaha"my thunder"
     
    #11 Wilhelm-Scream, Apr 25, 2006
  12. sinewave

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    why would i get banned for creating a thread on boobs? it's not like it's a thread on raping children, even though so many of them are just asking for it.
     
    #12 sinewave, Apr 25, 2006
  13. Wilhelm-Scream

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    yep, if you can wade through the pubic afros, you're set.
     
    #13 Wilhelm-Scream, Apr 25, 2006
  14. Calvin

    Calvin Muchas smooches

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    Heaven forbid!
     
    #14 Calvin, Apr 25, 2006
  15. Erzengel

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    Hey who doesn't like to see Fidel Castro eating a london broil?
     
    #15 Erzengel, Apr 25, 2006
  16. sinewave

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    yeah, it's quite the predicament. i love the modern advancements we've made with pubic grooming, but i really can't stand modern breast augmentation technology. what's a picky hornball to do? :(
     
    #16 sinewave, Apr 25, 2006
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    I agree, fake boobs suck:down:
     
    #17 ampersand, Apr 25, 2006
  18. Wilhelm-Scream

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    hot! :down:eek:
     
    #18 Wilhelm-Scream, Apr 25, 2006
  19. DarknessOfDeath

    DarknessOfDeath Rebel Scoundrel

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    lol:eek:
     
    #19 DarknessOfDeath, Apr 25, 2006
  20. Carter

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    fake, real, im fond of both
     
    #20 Carter, Apr 25, 2006
  21. blind_fury

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    fake boobs are hard and don't bounce around or giggle. they should be outlawed. :down
     
    #21 blind_fury, Apr 25, 2006
  22. Calvin

    Calvin Muchas smooches

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    I prefer fake to sagging.
     
    #22 Calvin, Apr 25, 2006
  23. Erzengel

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    Well it all depends not all women go 3 sizes from their original. It shouldn't look like something small Mexican children would be trying to hit blind folded with a stick.
     
    #23 Erzengel, Apr 25, 2006
  24. Son Of Logan

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    Amen, brother.
     
    #24 Son Of Logan, Apr 25, 2006
  25. blind_fury

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    You might as well be fondling a solid bag filled with water.
     
    #25 blind_fury, Apr 25, 2006
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