I need help thinking up a topic...

[PyroProductions]

Ok, I have to write this paper for my English class, and it's supposed to be an argumentative essay. I usually have no problems thinking up topics for papers, but I can't seem to think of a decent topic for this assignment. We are always arguing about something on these boards, so I figured I'd give you guys a chance to help me argue. It can be about anything, so lets start arguing!

 

[Kritish]

Write about something that has breasts.

 

[Strange]

Write about something that has breasts.

Silicone vs. Saline

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Does the cloning of human beings help further bring in a society where belief in god is no longer warranted.

 

[Kritish]

Silicone vs. Saline

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

pathetic

 

[Da Docta]

Tom Cruise is crazier than MJ. There you go.

 

[Carter]

Heres a good one -

People who ask other people to do their homework for them on a message board

 

[Strange]

Should the Internet be used to solicit ideas for school paper?

 

[Calvin]

One thing that's really worked for me this term, has been drinking wine while trying to think of a topic.

 

[AllThingsComic]

How about legal -vs- illegal immigrants? Should legals step up and fight for their adoptive country which they entered the right way? Why should illegals just be allowed to stay?

 

[Kritish]

How about asian midget trannys?

 

[AllThingsComic]

I can only show you the door Neo, you are the one who has to walk through it.

 

[AllThingsComic]

How about asian midget trannys?

Lmao

 

[Strange]

How about asian midget trannys?

You know, I really don't think there are enough midgets in the world. I mean we should have the luxury of walking down the street and seeing a midget but yet they are so hard to find.

 

[Kritish]

You know, I really don't think there are enough midgets in the world. I mean we should have the luxury of walking down the street and seeing a midget but yet they are so hard to find.

We should clone midgets.

 

[Calvin]

We've got tons of midgets, more than ever before, they're everywhere, it's just that they've gotten taller.

 

[Da Docta]

There's your topic. "Cloning midgets, which side are you on?"

 

[Kritish]

How about a paper on how great I am?

 

[Erzengel]

So in conclusion, from the many examples and scenarios I've given, Batman would have no trouble with prep time in beating Chuck Norris.

The End.

 

[redmarvel]

Why reading comic books is better for you than reading the daily newspaper.

 

[Bat Attack]

Who is "Terry" and what did she do?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

that's so cruel,it's no longer funny for longer than a good twenty seconds....

 

[musclesforsupes]

The True Hollywood Story: Behind The Mona?

 

[redmarvel]

Scientific Explanations for Biblical Miracles
- should they be attempted
- does it benefit or disable the faith of believers