I need your help!

[The Amazing Lee]

I'm gonna create a short film. I need YOUR help.

Basically...I want you to help me out by giving me a THEME. A PROP that could be used within the short film. and a LINE that has to be said in the film.

THEME:

PROP:

LINE:


Edit:I shall make it more clear. just say a title. a prop. and a line. don't tell me what they have to be used for. that's for my own imagination. I just need short answers. So I can explore my mind.

 

[Spider-X]

THEME: you are not living in the real world but a computer world created by machines.

PROP: guns...lots of them

LINE: "There is no spoon..."

GO NOW!!! MAKE THE UNTHINKABLE REAL!!!!

 

[JLBats]

Theme: The working man is screwed over by large corporations.
Prop: A Wal-Mart shopping bag.
Line: "Man, I sure wish Wal-Mart hadn't run me out of business and tried to kill me with that shopping bag."

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Ok the theme has to be a title. Not like that though

Something a little more creative and suttle.

 

[Joker]

Theme: Anal Girls Extravaganz 8

Prop: A jackhammer

Line: I love you, MC Hammer.

 

[Matches]

Theme: A man obsessed with a painting of a woman picking flowers in a book store he runs.

Prop: Said painting in a style of Renoir.

Line: Said by a woman in a book store to main character, "I like coffee and hot dogs for breakfast".

 

[JLBats]

Ok the theme has to be a title. Not like that though

Something a little more creative and suttle.

Wal-Mart: Selling Souls At New, Low Prices

 

[Joker]

Wal-Mart: Selling Souls At New, Low Prices

how about Crushing Souls for $9/hr...I could testify to that one

 

[Matches]

Ok the theme has to be a title. Not like that though

Something a little more creative and suttle.

(Change my theme to): "Thanks For Stopping BY"

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

theme: two guys in a bar

Prop: carrot

Line: You f**ked my mother where

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Sheesh and I thought there was some maturity on these boards somewhere

 

[Chev Chelios]

Theme: Two people anywhere.

Prop: Pickle

Line: Don't point your pickle at me.

 

[JLBats]

Sheesh and I thought there was some maturity on these boards somewhere

Dude, it's not a fault of our maturity if you don't see the absolute brilliance in the idea of an anti-capitalist, anti-Wal-Mart, comedic, satiric tirade. If done right, it could be a mark of startling intelligence and maturity.

You lose.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Dude, it's not a fault of our maturity if you don't see the absolute brilliance in the idea of an anti-capitalist, anti-Wal-Mart, comedic, satiric tirade. If done right, it could be a mark of startling intelligence and maturity.

You lose.

There are no Wal-marts in England.

 

[JStorm]

Theme: 24 hours with Lee. A scattered story of drinking, drugging, live shows, and funny times with friends. These ideas do not have to be in order as to give the audience a little confusion. The story can come together with a final show that you and your friends had to pull off under horrible circumstances.

Prop: A yard Gnome that gives you guidance when you're drunk. Side note: He can't be trusted if he isn't wearning any pants.

Line: Is it beer before liquor, or liquor before beer?

 

[JLBats]

There are no Wal-marts in England.

God bless your culture

 

[Chev Chelios]

There are no Wal-marts in England.

You just handed JLBats a serving of "I kicked your ass with facts through text."

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I know there are companies owned by Wal-mart in England but I forget which ones. Besides I respected your idea JLbats. it was one of the better ones

 

[JLBats]

You just handed JLBats a serving of "I kicked your ass with facts through text."

...who the hell are you?

 

[Man-Thing]

I'm gonna create a short film. I need YOUR help.

Basically...I want you to help me out by giving me a THEME. A PROP that could be used within the short film. and a LINE that has to be said in the film.

THEME:

PROP:

LINE:


Edit:I shall make it more clear. just say a title. a prop. and a line. don't tell me what they have to be used for. that's for my own imagination. I just need short answers. So I can explore my mind.

THEME: Zombie Invasion during the American Civil War

PROP:

LINE: I wish we hadn't done that to those negros!

 

[jaguarr]

THEME: Why, dammit, why!!!!!?

PROP: A melting ice cream cone that was dropped in the dirt that nobody wants, no matter how hard Lee tried to give it away (even resorting to bribes to no avail), so it just drips down his hand and arm. Why doesn't he just throw it away? We don't know.

LINE: Sleestacks ate my baby!


No go forth and make cinematic history, my young friend!

jag

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Sheesh and I thought there was some maturity on these boards somewhere

ahh come on man, when have you ever known me to post like that

you knew someone was gonna come off with something like that, i just couldnt resist it

 

[Drakon]

THEME: You just found out your mother is a former porn star.

PROP: Any fallus-shaped object

LINE: It really doesn't matter what you say, so long as it's deathly serious, and you shake the prop like you would shake your finger while scolding someone.

 

[Chev Chelios]

...who the hell are you?

I have defied Gods and Demons.
I am your shield, I am your swords.
I know you, your past, your future.

Actually no, I don't, I'm just f&#king with you. I am Chev, nice to meet you.

 

[JLBats]

I have defied Gods and Demons.
I am your shield, I am your swords.
I know you, your past, your future.

Actually no, I don't, I'm just f&#king with you. I am Chev, nice to meet you.

Yeah, but who are you REALLY?

Very few new posters here are actually "new".