I ran out of Knives, so I used a screwdriver to make my Peanut Butter Sandiwch

[Carter]

I was at work on graveyard shift once and found out my ******* coworkers had used the last plastic utensil (even though I bought them for my use only) I had to eat my tv dinner with an expired driver's licence for a scooper

Why not just not eat?

 

[Batty for Bats!]

and people still have the balls to say the lion king is better

yes I do have the balls, and will go to the grave yelling it in the streets!

I just made one with a screw driver. I ran out of patience and just dipped my bread in the container, hard to get alot of peanutbutter on that thin little rod.

 

[E. Bison]

You are the most ghettoest MOFO I've ever come across!! Next thing you know, you'll be using college text books to hold up the shelf holding your TV.

 

[Lackey]

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I use my fingers

 

[E. Bison]

 

[Admiral_N8]

Aladdin>Lion King.

I relate to Aladdin alot more. cuz I love to rub things.

Mulan>Aladdin

 

[Leto Atrides]

Mulan>Aladdin

Robin Hood trumps all.

But as to the topic at hand, I would think anything flat you had laying around would work better than a screwdriver.

 

[Calvin]

Robin Hood trumps all.

But as to the topic at hand, I would think anything flat you had laying around would work better than a screwdriver.

Not if you've got a man-sized philip's head.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Not if you've got a man-sized philip's head.

...Not gonna approach that one.

 

[Calvin]

...Not gonna approach that one.

By all means, please approach my man-sized philip's head.

 

[Leto Atrides]

By all means, please approach my man-sized philip's head.

Only since you're offering...

 

[Carter]

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I hope you get tetanus.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why not just not eat?

Because it was lunch time (4 am) and the last time I had had food was before I went to sleep at 3 pm. So, I figured 13 hours was long enough to wait between meals.

 

[Socrates]

I'm in serious need of some peanut butter right now. And some milk.

 

[Lackey]

so is that French news reporter in your avatar... I smothered peanut butter all over the topless pics I have of her.

 

[Socrates]

Surely you printed them out first?

 

[Lackey]

Surely you printed them out first?

yup, and then glued them to blow-up dolls... just like I did with Holly's and twylight's pics

 

[Calvin]

yup, and then glued them to blow-up dolls... just like I did with Holly's

When I do that, I glue her face to the butt.

 

[Calendar Man]

It was delicious.

Cool thread.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

yes I do have the balls, and will go to the grave yelling it in the streets!

*punches*

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Because it was lunch time (4 am) and the last time I had had food was before I went to sleep at 3 pm. So, I figured 13 hours was long enough to wait between meals.

or why not just reuse her the utensil your co worker had used?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

or why not just reuse her the utensil your co worker had used?

Because they had thrown it away, and the procedure was for the custodial/security to empty the trash at the shift change.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

and you don't carry around emergency chopsticks?