I think Supes is immortal

[The Leaguer]

You're gonna make Assassin mad, too.

 

[Assassin]

leeeeeger, they gonna make me use my butterfly, ay

 

[TheCorpulent1]

This thread is weird.

 

[The Leaguer]

Okay, Nancy.

 

[Ben Urich]

leeeeeger, they gonna make me use my butterfly, ay

do us all a favor and shut the **** up, idiot.

 

[The Leaguer]

I think he's funny.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But you think a pitbull killing a puppy in an illegal neighborhood dogfighting match is funny, too.

Sadist.

 

[The Leaguer]

Jesus Christ, you are seriously messed up. That is not funny.

That's f***ing hilarious.

 

[Spike_x1]

I'm inclined to agree with Urich.

As for the original thread topic, I think that as Superman grows older and absorbs more solar radiation, his aging slows down. Not stops all together, just slows. Along the lines of how old he was in Kingdom Come in relation to everyone else is how I see it.

 

[The Leaguer]

That's what I said. I say we call that the Leaguer Hypothesis. You know, just for short.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I say we call it the *****ebag Hypothesis. Same thing, plus it rolls off the tongue a bit better.

 

[The Leaguer]

But I came up with it, not you.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Exactly. Jesus, you really are slow.

 

[The Leaguer]

Then stop trying to name it after yourself!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Dude, the joke doesn't work. Let it go.

 

[The Leaguer]

You're still a *****ebag.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Then we have something in common.

 

[The Leaguer]

We both think you're a *****ebag?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

We have two things in common, then.

 

[The Leaguer]

We both think you're a *****ebag and ****e ourselves out to midgets?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Three things?

 

[The Leaguer]

No, I'm not into crack.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You just like things in your crack.

 

[The Leaguer]

Shyeah, like you don't.

 

[Assassin]

ay urch **** you too essa