I want you all to be better than what you are

[The Original Bamfer]

Talk to me, Kipobetch.

 

[Kipobe]

Ugh. Too many people want my help. Touch me in my sleep. It's the same thing.

 

[Sandman138]

Ugh. Too many people want my help. Touch me in my sleep. It's the same thing.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Ugh. Too many people want my help. Touch me in my sleep. It's the same thing.

But let's consider who's really important.

 

[Sandman138]

But let's consider who's really important.

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[Zenien]

But I thought Kipobe was a boundless deity of unmolested (molesting?) love.

 

[Kipobe]

Who said I'm not, Zenpuffs?

 

[Kipobe]

One year later, I am open for business once more. I would also like to hear the success stories of those who took my advice, and possibly say hello to Zenien again because I'm in love with her.

 

[Alex The Great]

Wanna have sex?

 

[Ronny Shade]

How do I make women want me without talking to them?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Huh? You sound like a psychologist.

"I don't need any help!"

 

[Danalys]

dear ki po be
i am's what i am's and also popeye.
how can i be less popeye?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

You need a net infomercial to publicize your transcendent hospitality.

 

[Ronny Shade]

hostelpality

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

with a cherry on top. pop.

 

[The Apocalypse]

I have massive anger problems and Kimbo Slice is my homeboy.

 

[Mee]

How do I make women want me without talking to them?

Mind control.

 

[DBella]

I have massive anger problems and Kimbo Slice is my homeboy.

Kimbo Slice is a joke. I could've kicked his arse myself. Haha!

 

[The Apocalypse]

Kimbo Slice is a joke. I could've kicked his arse myself. Haha!

I can arrange that if you want to ya know.

 

[DBella]

I can arrange that if you want to ya know.

I have a list of names of people whose arse I wanna kick. I can bump him somewhere in the Top 5 spot. Gimme a time, place and date and I'll be there. "There" doesn't include the EliteXC octagon.

 

[The Apocalypse]

I have a list of names of people whose arse I wanna kick. I can bump him somewhere in the Top 5 spot. Gimme a time, place and date and I'll be there. "There" doesn't include the EliteXC octagon.

Fair enough. I thought you'd be up to the challenge though.

 

[DBella]

Fair enough. I thought you'd be up to the challenge though.

O, I'm up to the challenge, alright. But, didn't he cause EliteXC to fold?