Ideas for a Low-Key Bachelor Party?

The best was My brother-in-law. It was out of town so a whole bunch of us had to share rooms. He was in the shower and when he came out we pinned him down and wrote all over him in permanent marker. You couldn't see it during the wedding, but after he took off his shirt to get changed to leave on the honeymoon he had sweat on the shirt and it had the writing!

We're doing something similar to this^!^ But we'll tie him to the hotel chair in his underwear (he's a tighty-whitey guy) and ask him questions about his bride, her past, and their history...every wrong answer we get to draw something with a sharpie. I've done this at another guy's party b/f and it's pretty hilarious!

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Yummy!
 
Define lowkey. A couple female entertainers, obviously. Everything else, like cards, liquor, and what not can be gotten from the local mini mart...though sometimes the females can be as well. Giggity.
 
The best is putting directions on him for his bride-to-be ... it always provokes great conversations when they get back ... :)

One guy is an ambulance attendant so he highlighted all the major tendons and muscles with their proper names. Very, very funny. :)
 
I'm telling ya, cant go wrong with blow up dolls in a limo:

(i removed it because i just realized it showed fake boobies)

Makes a great conversational piece :D
 
The best is putting directions on him for his bride-to-be ... it always provokes great conversations when they get back ... :)

One guy is an ambulance attendant so he highlighted all the major tendons and muscles with their proper names. Very, very funny. :)

Yeah, a gamer friend of mine got married in Oct. 05 and I drew game controls w/cords leading toward his genitals. Drawing pics like that may ease the honeymoon tension for them too. :woot:

I'm telling ya, cant go wrong with blow up dolls in a limo:

(i removed it because i just realized it showed fake boobies)

Makes a great conversational piece :D

How much are blowup dolls? We were thinking about putting a pic of the bride's face on one.
 
We're doing something similar to this^!^ But we'll tie him to the hotel chair in his underwear (he's a tighty-whitey guy) and ask him questions about his bride, her past, and their history...every wrong answer we get to draw something with a sharpie. I've done this at another guy's party b/f and it's pretty hilarious!

The best is putting directions on him for his bride-to-be ... it always provokes great conversations when they get back ... :)

One guy is an ambulance attendant so he highlighted all the major tendons and muscles with their proper names. Very, very funny. :)

Yeah, a gamer friend of mine got married in Oct. 05 and I drew game controls w/cords leading toward his genitals. Drawing pics like that may ease the honeymoon tension for them too. :woot:


Why does a "guy's only party" for some white guys automatically turn into an excuse to act gay? :dry::csad: :o
 
My buddies made me strip down to my gitch. I then had to wear boxers with Hot Lips on them and a toga. They took me to Yuk Yuks then they dropped me at the subway with a token and I had to take a subway two stops ... then they picked me up and we went out to a great dessert place ...

Good times.

In American, please. Thanks. :)

snorting cocaine of a strippers dirty anus...

that's fairly low key these days...

Isn't that sort of a requirement nowadays? :o


Perfect "=".
 
Yeah, so last night four of us (including the groom) got together for a little "pre-bachelor party bachelor party". We picked up the tuxes, went by the Cigar shop, got some pizzas (not the quick/cheap kind either), and had a cigar on my balcony...:up: :) :up:

...It was a fun warmup for tonight.
 
My best friend got married a while ago. He lives in Virginia and he was like yeah a bunch of my friends want to come up to Jersey and go to Atlantic City for his bachelor party.

So I do some research. The Casinos, local Strip Clubs and I even make some some reservations at the Hotel. I was looking to really make sure he and his friends had a good time.

I later get a call that most of his friends were "pussying" out giving a barage of excuses why they can't go, which centered around "my gf/wife has my balls" or "I can't afford it". Whatever I was a little pissed but he told me they were setting things up in Virginia and could I come. I said yes and made a long weekend of it.

The night of the bachelor party, we started off at his friend's house where we started to drink. We then went to this go go bar where the girls didn't give lap dances nor did they get fully naked. After that we went to do go carts. No you read me right. Go carts. Then we ended up at the friend's family bar where the "friend" was like no one buy the "groom" any booze it's all on me.

Typical since I paid for most of his drinks when it wasn't his family's bar. But yeah, it was pretty much a PG bachelor party. I saw more during prom than I did that night.

It still bothers me even a wedding and a kid later, maybe it is because I know what I'd do as a friend and feel his "friends" pussed out.
 
My buddies made me strip down to my gitch [underwear]. I then had to wear boxers [large underwear] with Hot Lips on them and a toga [roman style covering]. They took me to Yuk Yuks [Comedy Club] then they dropped me at the subway with a token [subway fare] and I had to take a subway two stops ... then they picked me up and we went out to a great dessert place ...

Better?
 
Yeah, so last night four of us (including the groom) got together for a little "pre-bachelor party bachelor party". We picked up the tuxes, went by the Cigar shop, got some pizzas (not the quick/cheap kind either), and had a cigar on my balcony...:up: :) :up:

...It was a fun warmup for tonight.

Cool. Sounds like a good time. :yay:
 
My best friend got married a while ago. He lives in Virginia and he was like yeah a bunch of my friends want to come up to Jersey and go to Atlantic City for his bachelor party.

The night of the bachelor party, we started off at his friend's house where we started to drink. We then went to this go go bar where the girls didn't give lap dances nor did they get fully naked. After that we went to do go carts. No you read me right. Go carts. Then we ended up at the friend's family bar where the "friend" was like no one buy the "groom" any booze it's all on me.

What is this, "The Apprentice"?!?

Pffff....Virginians.
 
Yeah years later it's still a sore spot with me. I have a hard time letting things go. LOL
 
I know two great drinking games that make everything else suggested so far seem tame:

Marshmallow Run:
You need a long room, or a long tent, or a big garden.

Put a pole at one end of the room/tent/garden etc, with a table next to it. On that table, you put a large number of drinks, either strong pints, or triple shots.

At the other end, put another table, with 2 large bowls on it. In one bowl, put jam, and mix in some tiny marshmallows. In the other, put icing sugar, and mix in more marshmallows.

The game: Start with six contestants and about thirty other people to egg them on, throw things and judge in/out.

Contestants line up by the pole. They have to either down the pint, or drink the shot. Spillage counts as a fail, and they're out. They then run around the pole three times, without touching it, run to the other end of the room to the table. They must then get a marshmallow [or other] out of first the jam, and then the sugar, without using their hands. They have 3 tries, or they're out.

They must then run back the pole, run around it three times, drink another drink, run around the pole again, and go back to the bowls. Keep going until everyone has either fallen over, spilled/failed to drink their drink, or failed with the marshmallows. Last person 'in' wins. Shoving, kicking, mauling and biting are all acceptable ways to make sure that you are the first person to get to the jam and sugar bowls.

It works even better if the contestants are men in stiletto heels.

Holding onto the pole or leaning on the tables is an automatic 'out'


My Ass is on Fire!

Build a big bonfire. By big, I mean at least four feet in diameter.

Once its built up suitable big and roaring, get a piece of really wet plyboard and put it in the middle of the fire, flat, like a stage. You’ll need quite a few of these by the way!

The person nominated to go first needs to jump into the middle of the fire and stand still. They then have to down a set amount of drink, and jump out of the fire, without setting themselves alight.

The first person is lucky- they have a much lower chance of being set on fire than the second person, who has to jump in after and also down a drink before they get out.

You get ‘out’ by setting fire to some part of yourself, or by chickening out and failing to down your drink. You cannot change the piece of plyboard until all the people taking part have had a turn. For that reason, I wouldn’t recommend more than four players.
 
My buddies made me strip down to my gitch [underwear]. I then had to wear boxers [large underwear] with Hot Lips on them and a toga [roman style covering]. They took me to Yuk Yuks [Comedy Club] then they dropped me at the subway with a token [subway fare] and I had to take a subway two stops ... then they picked me up and we went out to a great dessert place ...

Better?

That's cool! It's fun when friends can give you a hard time w/o trying to literally humiliate a person into shame. :yay: There'll be plenty of that tonight!

Here's a pic I took of the cigars I bought for myself tonight:

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There was also a Torano Exodus, but as I mentioned before...the "pre-pre party" :o
 
You guys must REALLY like cigars, lol.

Just find a huge cigar and pretend its giving him a lap dance.
 
OH JEEZZZzz! Last weekend we had so much friggin' fun!

The bachelor party was a success, the wedding was beautiful, and I was sleep deprived to the Nth degree! :up:
 
Saturday afternoon, one of my best friends is getting married! It's pretty cool b/c I lived with him last year and worked w/his fiance. I've been close to them as they grew close to each other.

Anyway, we've got a pretty great evening planned after the Rehearsal Dinner on Friday, but I'm looking for a few additional suggestions...just in case. :yay:

Thoughts, suggestions, experiences, games, ideas...

I don't know if any of the other users had already mentioned this, but you could just go out to a billiards hall, have a few drinks, some food, play some cards, reminisce, harass your buddy about having cold feet (if he does), and you know, the usual corny, but appropriate convo about how you support him, and how things will/should work out.

If you already have it planned, and your friends aren't really anal about stuff like that, you'll do fine with what you have in store.
 

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