If a Beautiful girl..........

[The Amazing Lee]

Will do cap'n.

 

[Mr. Credible]

...let me rephrase that....if a "Freakin HOTT YEAH!!!!" girl began hitting on you.....and wanted to get to know you.......what would you do?


what would you not do??

for some reason I am astounded by the fact that this model wants to get to know me. I mean, Ive dated ugly and pretty girls, but this is def. on par with an angelic being from heaven........

heh... did this "model" try to add you as her friend on myspace?

or did she instant message you on AIM, telling you she wants you to check out her webcam?

"lol"

 

[Darthphere]

I pull out my Carter Handbook and review play 27-A.

 

[Knives122]

You would do a football play on her?

 

[Darthphere]

You would do a football play on her?

Please, really. Thats not even funny.

 

[Knives122]

Basketball then?

 

[jaguarr]

If a hot woman was hitting on me like that, I'd let her buy me a really expensive drink and then show her my wedding band and tell her thanks for the drink but she needs to leave, now. (I have done this before, actually). While it's flattering to have a beautiful woman hit on you, it's also really damn annoying when they do it BECAUSE you are wearing a wedding band. Sometimes they want a quick fling with no strings, which married guys can be good for, or sometimes they just want to see if they can get you to break your vows. I don't have much respect for women who won't respect the sanctity of someone's marriage. Flirting is one thing and can be fun and harmless, but serious, predatory hitting on married guys is obnoxious. So, thanks for the drink, b1tch.

jag

 

[Darthphere]

If a hot woman was hitting on me like that, I'd let her buy me a really expensive drink and then show her my wedding band and tell her thanks for the drink but she needs to leave, now. (I have done this before, actually). While it's flattering to have a beautiful woman hit on you, it's also really damn annoying when they do it BECAUSE you are wearing a wedding band. Sometimes they want a quick fling with no strings, which married guys can be good for, or sometimes they just want to see if they can get you to break your vows. I don't have much respect for women who won't respect the sanctity of someone's marriage. Flirting is one thing and can be fun and harmless, but serious, predatory hitting on married guys is obnoxious. So, thanks for the drink, b1tch.

jag

Hump and Dump 2006.

 

[Sabretooth]

When the Teen Angst thread dies THEN everyone makes threads about girl problems.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

...let me rephrase that....if a "Freakin HOTT YEAH!!!!" girl began hitting on you.....and wanted to get to know you.......what would you do?


what would you not do??

for some reason I am astounded by the fact that this model wants to get to know me. I mean, Ive dated ugly and pretty girls, but this is def. on par with an angelic being from heaven........

Depends on where I was, if it was at school I'd go and talk to her at lunch and ask if she wanted to talk with me. I'd see if she was cool or not and from there Id get her screen name and phone number....


Then I'd talk to her on AIM for too long and never ask her if she ever wanted to go out and completely ruin my chances with the beautiful girl.


Thats what always happens with me

 

[Jplaya2023]

...let me rephrase that....if a "Freakin HOTT YEAH!!!!" girl began hitting on you.....and wanted to get to know you.......what would you do?


what would you not do??

for some reason I am astounded by the fact that this model wants to get to know me. I mean, Ive dated ugly and pretty girls, but this is def. on par with an angelic being from heaven........

pic violation

 

[JewishHobbit]

I'd politely inform the woman that I am married and then wish her a nice day and leave. And then I'll kick myself for the next day or so for being married.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

When the Teen Angst thread dies THEN everyone makes threads about girl problems.

Awesome Avi.

 

[nightbringer]

Do not, I repeat DO NOT let this girl in any way shape or form know that you think she's that hot. You can let her know she's cute, but DO NOT be a kiss ass or worship the ground she walks on. Treat her like any other chick you've been with. If you act goo-goo for her or give her too much attention she'll lose interest. Next time she calls you or comes in to see you talk to here for 2 minutes tops, then tell her you have to be somewhere, or get back to work cause you have some project. Then tell her you'd like to talk some more later and that you'll give her a call later. This way you're being nice and letting her know that you want to see/talk to her, but that you're not desperate to rush to any and all chances you have to see/talk to her. You gotta let her know you have a life, even if you really don't.

 

[Samael]

Hump and Dump 2006.

And remember boys and girls, live by the 4 F's.

Find 'em, Feel 'em, F*** 'em, Forget 'em.

 

[Arcturus]

...let me rephrase that....if a "Freakin HOTT YEAH!!!!" girl began hitting on you.....and wanted to get to know you.......what would you do?


what would you not do??

for some reason I am astounded by the fact that this model wants to get to know me. I mean, Ive dated ugly and pretty girls, but this is def. on par with an angelic being from heaven........

Hmmmm, she'd be getting my DNA all over her chin!

 

[Golgo-13]

And remember boys and girls, live by the 4 F's.

Find 'em, Feel 'em, F*** 'em, Forget 'em.

Spoken like a true renaissance man.:

 

[Knives122]

I like that motto, I think I'll start using it in RL.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I would wake up, because I'd know I was dreaming.

Heh. That's pretty much the same assessment I came up with.

But as a "What If" situation. I'd probably be really confused at first and thought that it was some kind of sick joke that my friends were playing on me.

 

[Calvin]

a "Freakin HOTT YEAH!!!!" girl

I keep reopening this thread to reread that phrasing. Hilarious.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I keep reopening this thread to reread that phrasing. Hilarious.

That phrase works on so many levels.

 

[terry78]

The rule of thumb is, girls pretty much want what they can't have. That's for old girls, young girls, lesbians, girls of any race. If for some reason she has any inkling that there's something about her that makes you have no interest whatsoever, it'll make her crazy. We neanderthals are conditioned to want sex, constantly, and never pass it up. If we do, they start to wonder. I notice these dudes that are out going, "damn baby, you are fine as hell, let me get with you!" usually never get it, as it were.

 

[Calvin]

For some reason I picture him saying it as an austrian.

 

[Spider-X]

...let me rephrase that....if a "Freakin HOTT YEAH!!!!" girl began hitting on you.....and wanted to get to know you.......what would you do?


what would you not do??

for some reason I am astounded by the fact that this model wants to get to know me. I mean, Ive dated ugly and pretty girls, but this is def. on par with an angelic being from heaven........

i would...not be surprised.

i would not.....be surprised.

 

[Symbiote Hulk]

...let me rephrase that....if a "Freakin HOTT YEAH!!!!" girl began hitting on you.....and wanted to get to know you.......what would you do?


what would you not do??

for some reason I am astounded by the fact that this model wants to get to know me. I mean, Ive dated ugly and pretty girls, but this is def. on par with an angelic being from heaven........

You answer her questions and at the same time ask her some questions. Pretty soon, you'll be down in her pants.

What I wouldn't do? Talk to much about myself or ask too many questions