If a girl hit me, I'd hit back.

[Pink Ranger]

A few months ago I was at a lesbian bar with a group girls and they ended up getting jumped by another group of lesbians. I tried to break things up but there were just too many people. One of my friends ended up getting a broken nose and a concussion. I still question if I should've started swinging to defend my friends who were both greatly outnumbered and outsized.

It sounds like your life is directed by Robert Rodriguez.

 

[Warhammer]

I remember making a thread about this a few months ago. It made it to ten pages before some dumb motherf***ers over here got too angry and left the mods with no choice but to close it. I'll give this thread three pages before somebody loses their s***.

 

[Warhammer]

A few months ago I was at a lesbian bar with a group girls and they ended up getting jumped by another group of lesbians. I tried to break things up but there were just too many people. One of my friends ended up getting a broken nose and a concussion. I still question if I should've started swinging to defend my friends who were both greatly outnumbered and outsized.

Nope, because not only would you have been arrested for assault and battery over some bulls***, you would get the stiffest punishment. The cops would have shown up and you would be the first one in handcuffs.

 

[Pink Ranger]

To be honest, I can't for the life of me remember when I saw a fight break out in a gay bar. Maybe the girls do things differently, who knows.

 

[The Endless]

I wouldn't hit her back, i would wait til she was asleep and fart on her face. Revenge is best served warm... and smelly.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I wouldn't hit her back, i would wait til she was asleep and fart on her face. Revenge is best served warm... and smelly.

Hey, I thought chemical warfare is banned by the Geneva Code.

 

[Warhammer]

I wouldn't hit her back, i would wait til she was asleep and fart on her face. Revenge is best served warm... and smelly.

I think I'd prefer a hit instead of conjunctivitis.

 

[ShadowBoxer]

I would never hit a girl unless it was an extreme case of my life being threatened, like she is constantly coming at me with a knife or gun.

 

[Victarion]

If a girl hit me, I'd throw down my fedora and challenge her to a game of competitive Pokémon.

 

[Pink Ranger]

If a girl hit me, I'd throw down my fedora and challenge her to a game of competitive Pokémon.

In other words, you'd be beaten to death. Not necessarily by her, but possibly by any random bystanders who witnessed you do that. t:

 

[Victarion]

My Mewtwos have pro IVs.

 

[Pink Ranger]

You're not making it easier for yourself, dude. And you might not want to show off your cards in the hatband of your ironic fedora either.

 

[Sawyer]

To be honest, I can't for the life of me remember when I saw a fight break out in a gay bar. Maybe the girls do things differently, who knows.

We're in the post-RuPaul's Drag Race era now, Pink, gay men resort to shade-throwing before they would resort to fist-throwing.

 

[Pink Ranger]

We're in the post-RuPaul's Drag Race era now, Pink, gay men resort to shade-throwing before they would resort to fist-throwing.

These days, I thought we just send each other mean texts and dis each other on facebook?

 

[Sawyer]

These days, I thought we just send each other mean texts and dis each other on facebook?

Facebook?

Wake up and smell the Instagram, grandpa.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Facebook?

Wake up and smell the Instagram, grandpa.

Oh please, we're on a vbulletin board; all of us are out of date by definition.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh please, we're on a vbulletin board; all of us are out of date by definition.

True.

 

[Tanin]

What is the new hip board platform?

 

[the last son]

Once in high school, at the gym, I saw an older couple fighting in the hallway. She punched him and he punched her right back. She layed there on the ground in the fetal position, while he yelled at her. I was just standing there in disbelief when my friend grabbed me and said let's get out of here. To this day it bugs me that I didn't stand up to that bully and defend someone who needed it.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Once in high school, at the gym, I saw an older couple fighting in the hallway. She punched him and he punched her right back. She played there on the ground in the fetal position, while he yelled at her. I was just standing there in disbelief when my friend grabbed me and said let's get out of here. To this day it bugs me that I didn't stand up to that bully and defend someone who needed it.

There's only so much you can expect of yourself at that age. Let that experience shape who you are as an adult.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Why were you at a lesbian bar? Without throwing punches couldn't you have pulled some women off until the cops came?

I was with a group of 5 femme lesbians and they ended up brawling with a group of 10 butch lesbians. These were girls that could've easily beat my friends down 1v1, so having 2v1 odds, it was a really bad situation. I pulled girls off but there were too many to control the situation. One actually pushed me back when I pulled her away and I thought to myself "holy ****, am I about to fight a broad right now?" Fortunately she backed down after that.

 

[E-Man]

I remember making a thread about this a few months ago. It made it to ten pages before some dumb motherf***ers over here got too angry and left the mods with no choice but to close it. I'll give this thread three pages before somebody loses their s***.

 

[The Spawn]

::Grabs popcorn::