I wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner...
Ok, enough of that song.
1) I'd buy a new, super-fast, awesome computer complete with microphone, photoshop, professional movie-making software, and screenwriting software.
2) Move out of my ugly little apartment.
3) Hire a personal trainer.
4) Take super-expensive voice/dance/acting lessons
5) Move to NY
EDIT:
6) Arrange for plane ticket for SpideyLad so we could hang out in Canada, then we'd go to LA and see Wicked every night until Eden and Megan leave.
I'll be doing all of this anyway, eventually.