Hooks: Your awesome Hollywood movie ideas in a single sentence.

[WilcofanAshes]

OK. Based on what you know of the type's of films Hollywood is ready and willing to produce, give it your best shot. In a single sentence or less (sometimes it only takes a word), try to sell Hollywood on the type of crap you think they'd want to put a million or so dollars into. I'll start:


- What if cellphones turned into a Vampire?!!

your turn.

 

[Joker]

Jesus is a hardboiled, NYC private detective who takes down the worlds largest drug and prostitution ring

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I guess my "Day of the ******ed Cyber-Sex Cheetah People" would work for Hollywood
in a "Being John Malkovich" or "Mulholland Drive" - way.*shrug*

 

[Equint77]

Hooters Pimp: The Motion Picture

 

[WilcofanAshes]

A by-the-book detective who plays by his own rules gets hooked up with two (that's 2) funny black guys, one of which always goes "Wazzzup!?".

 

[Boom]

In a series of wacky circumstances, a penguin is elected President of the United States.



(Not a talking penguin. A regular, non-talking penguin.)

 

[WilcofanAshes]

Memento Guy VS. Blade III

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Vince Vaughn and Jack Black as roomates who have a family, parents Ben Stiller and Amy Poehler, move nextdoor to them and the hilarious antics that come when Vaughn and Black's party life/vulgar language coincide with Stiller's family status.

 

[WilcofanAshes]

A guy has a crossbow for an arm that shoots bullets with lasers in them and he falls in love with this girl who's vagina has tourettes.

 

[The Shape]

A man leading a great life wakes up one morning to find that none of his friends or family members know or remember him. In fact, there is no record that he ever existed. His world comes crashing down and his heart is shattered. As the film unravel's, the man discovers that there is more to his situation than meets the eye.

 

[bored]

Eddie, the Iron Maiden mascot, goes on a long journey by van to find his real family in Oregon, singing songs and making friends along the way.

 

[bored]

A guy has a crossbow for an arm that shoots bullets with lasers in them and he falls in love with this girl who's vagina has tourettes.

*sniffs* It's beautiful.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Al Pacino and Tim Robbins are partners, and are working on a serial killer case involving a cannibal, but the deeper Pacino goes, the more he finds out that it's not a serial killer, but a cult, and his partner is part of it.

 

[Joker]

In a series of wacky circumstances, a penguin is elected President of the United States.



(Not a talking penguin. A regular, non-talking penguin.)

I would see that movie

 

[Superman4ever]

A by-the-book detective who plays by his own rules gets hooked up with two (that's 2) funny black guys, one of which always goes "Wazzzup!?".

lmaot: t:

 

[Superman4ever]

A man leading a great life wakes up one morning to find that none of his friends or family members know or remember him. In fact, there is no record that he ever existed. His world comes crashing down and his heart is shattered. As the film unravel's, the man discovers that there is more to his situation than meets the eye.

That's four sentences...DIE!

 

[rdh007]

"Ejaculation Man" Starring Bruce Campbell

Need I say more?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dude, I think that is a formidable double-feature there.

 

[Equint77]

I smell Box Office Smash......

I think I'm gonna start on the script.

 

[The Shape]

That's four sentences...DIE!

Ah, ****. I forgot about that.

Oh, well.

 

[Dark Phantom]

AIDS: the movie

....

nuff' said

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

That's four sentences...DIE!

FOREVVERRR

 

[SoulManX]

The Pope and his side kick The Archbishop must save the world again.

 

[Duende Verde]

Here's my idea:
It's a movie about a sleazy hollywood exec who pretends to be a teen in a message board and tries to steal movie ideas from the other members in it.

 

[Clerk]

"Clerk has sex with every single person he has ever *********ed to."

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