Hooks: Your awesome Hollywood movie ideas in a single sentence.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Duende makes a wise movie.

 

[WilcofanAshes]

Two gay cowboys fall in love with two gay mechanics at a pro-life rally on mars.

 

[bored]

It's war of the musicals as Mark and Roger from "Rent" go toe to tapping toe with Roxie and Velma from "Chicago"!

 

[Hollow Wood Director]

Superhero Hype Forums The Movie ?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It'd be like "My Dinner With Andre" unless you want to go into fantasy-sequences like in "The Song Remains The Same".

 

[Fledermaus]

Cops investigate the muder of a man who goes back in time and gets killed, before he is born.

 

[The Dude]

A kung-fu musical extravaganza, with zombies!

 

[Tangled Web]

Guy finds love after one night and he can't find the girl again...

 

[Hades]

How about a man who one day saves Jessica Alba's life and from then on is her bodyguard. But things aren't that simple, as a love traingle slowly develops.

This movie would involve intrigue, goverment conspiracies, and wacky adventures.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Get this. There are Snakes on a Plane.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Guy abuses himself into a sock, the sock falls behind his bed, and 9 months later, he hears a whimpering/sheep-sound coming from under his bed and it turns out, he has a half sock/half human baby on his hands?

no?

Well, he teaches the fuzzy, dome-headed, semi-cylindrical half-breed to have a rager while he's out of town and the sock-teen ends up making out with that ugly girl from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and she........says.....when he mounts her....uh, ...."Sock it to ME!"......?



also, Smashmouth and AC/DC and Vitamin C are playing really loud while they're trying to do it. (it's a 20 minute sex scene)

 

[WilcofanAshes]

Ninja Tigers on A Plane wrapped in barbed wire.

 

[The Shape]

Dance: The Motion Picture.

 

[Tangled Web]

How about a man who one day saves Jessica Alba's life and from then on is her bodyguard. But things aren't that simple, as a love traingle slowly develops.

This movie would involve intrigue, goverment conspiracies, and wacky adventures.

Dude! that sounds awesome!

I actually have a similiar one.

This guy who spends way too much time on a website called superhumanhype obsesses a little too much over a B caliber actress and he tries to prove everyone wrong by writing an awful script. (It's a coming of age story (Think Happiness or Chuck and Buck))

 

[Duende Verde]

Guy abuses himself into a sock, the sock falls behind his bed, and 9 months later, he hears a whimpering/sheep-sound coming from under his bed and it turns out, he has a half sock/half human baby on his hands?

no?

Well, he teaches the fuzzy, dome-headed, semi-cylindrical half-breed to have a rager while he's out of town and the sock-teen ends up making out with that ugly girl from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and she........says.....when he mounts her....uh, ...."Sock it to ME!"......?



also, Smashmouth and AC/DC and Vitamin C are playing really loud while they're trying to do it. (it's a 20 minute sex scene)

When is the premiere for this movie?

 

[Tangled Web]

Guy abuses himself into a sock, the sock falls behind his bed, and 9 months later, he hears a whimpering/sheep-sound coming from under his bed and it turns out, he has a half sock/half human baby on his hands?

no?

Well, he teaches the fuzzy, dome-headed, semi-cylindrical half-breed to have a rager while he's out of town and the sock-teen ends up making out with that ugly girl from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and she........says.....when he mounts her....uh, ...."Sock it to ME!"......?



also, Smashmouth and AC/DC and Vitamin C are playing really loud while they're trying to do it. (it's a 20 minute sex scene)

This sounds great too. Who do you have as a cast?

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

"Clerk has sex with every single person he has ever *********ed to."

*Prints out this page*

You didn't tell me you wanted to make a movie about me.

 

[Duende Verde]

Ninja Tigers on A Plane wrapped in barbed wire.

I'll only watch this if mutant bees come out of Ninja Tigers' mouths.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When is the premiere for this movie?

I'm still doin' story boards for "Day of the ******ed Cyber-Sex Cheetah People", so..........erm.....let's shoot for, Fall, 2013?

:heart:-Break

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll only watch this if mutant bees come out of Ninja Tigers' mouths.

from your mouth to god's ears

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Batman discovers he is gay. Starring Clay Aiken as Batman.

 

[Equint77]

Jessica Alba in... Stalks he who posts in the Hype...

 

[Hollow Wood Director]

It'd be like "My Dinner With Andre" unless you want to go into fantasy-sequences like in "The Song Remains The Same".

"My Dinner With Andre" what a movie, so much potential yet poorly executed and a tad pretentious. Talking head movies should never make the viewer feel they should reach for the revolver. I believe paint drying is more entertaining. Still the Hype can claim to have some amazingly philosophical and deep debates so it seems the parallels are very good. "The Song Remains The Same", wow, been a long time since I saw that Zeppelin film and I see where you are coming from there. All in all a very accurate analogy of the full intellectual and emotional spectrum of this place and a great way to look at how to tackle a Superhero Hype Forum Movie.

Wanna start the first draft?t:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"a tad" ?

 

[Tangled Web]

I've always thought this site would make for an interesting film. Some of the convo's here are just brilliant. Don't be surprised to see your banter in a film one day.