If there was any truth to evolution...

[lazur]

all men would have self-lubricating hands.






















Just a little something I read somewhere that I thought I'd share .

 

[JLBats]

That sounds more like an INTELLIGENT DESIGN

 

[Boom]

This sounds like an intriguing idea for a sex toy .

 

[Kaleb]

you should hear about this kids story called the bible.

 

[Daisy]

Actually that would to a non-adaptive trait. The point of evolution by natural section is to get your genes in to the next generation (fitness in "survival of the fittest" is determined by the ability to produce the most offspring). If men evolved self-lubricating hands... they might not be so intent on getting their genetic material in places where it can replicate itself.

 

[Ronny Shade]

all men would have self-lubricating hands.



Just a little something I read somewhere that I thought I'd share .

Let's back up for a second and analyze how ******ed this statement is.

1) Evolution is the process by which those more fit to survive and reproduce do said actions by surviving and reproducing better or more frequently than those less fit members of the species.

2) Said members who are "more fit" carry on a larger percent of their "fit" genes and the species changes as a result of this.

3) Therefore, those "fit" (and fit in this case meaning enabling the member of the species to better survive and reproduce) genes become the majority and thus the species adapts.

4) Self Lubricating hands, while they may aid in *********ionary practices, have a more detrimental than positive effect on survival and reproduction

kthanxbye

 

[Superman79]

Wow, and Ronny officially gives this thread "The People's Elbow"!

 

[Ronny Shade]

what does that even mean

 

[Danalys]

also sweaty hands while evolved for other purporses, could be used. you'd just need to be really sweaty.

 

[lazur]

Let's back up for a second and analyze how ******ed this statement is.

1) Evolution is the process by which those more fit to survive and reproduce do said actions by surviving and reproducing better or more frequently than those less fit members of the species.

2) Said members who are "more fit" carry on a larger percent of their "fit" genes and the species changes as a result of this.

3) Therefore, those "fit" (and fit in this case meaning enabling the member of the species to better survive and reproduce) genes become the majority and thus the species adapts.

4) Self Lubricating hands, while they may aid in *********ionary practices, have a more detrimental than positive effect on survival and reproduction

kthanxbye

Good Christ, it was a JOKE. Lighten the **** up, will ya? kthxbye

 

[Superman79]

what does that even mean

it means you effectively took this thread and beat the crap out of it with your post...sorry I've been away so it takes time for me to get back to form.

 

[jaguarr]

Poor lazur needs a date.

jag

 

[Superman]

Actually that would to a non-adaptive trait. The point of evolution by natural section is to get your genes in to the next generation (fitness in "survival of the fittest" is determined by the ability to produce the most offspring). If men evolved self-lubricating hands... they might not be so intent on getting their genetic material in places where it can replicate itself.

Brilliant!

 

[lazur]

Poor lazur needs a date.

jag

Actually ... no. I'm fine in that department. I'm kinda dealing with the "having a couple of ladies I like and not knowing which one to keep" scenario at the moment. I almost wish I needed a date, though.

 

[jaguarr]

Actually ... no. I'm fine in that department. I'm kinda dealing with the "having a couple of ladies I like and not knowing which one to keep" scenario at the moment. I almost wish I needed a date, though.

Ahh. That's even more difficult than needing a date, sometimes. Good luck.

jag