If you were a stand-up comedian...

[The Spawn]

...what would your material revolve around mostly?

 

[The Spawn]

"Italian/Brazilian/Spanish soccer commentators sound like they're having an orgasm when a goal is scored" is what the whole things is by the way.

 

[Master Chief]

Probably general observations. And exaggerated ridiculous stories that I think up whilst on a high. But of course I'll never be a stand-up comic because seeing those people in the audience with serious faces would just ruin my concentration.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Spawn = unoriginal

 

[The Spawn]

You = I wish I thought of this thread first before worshipping some other stupid ***** who does comedy...stuff

 

[Tsunulia]

Inane randomness that goes on forever and ever and ever and ever....... then I'll get hungry.

 

[The Spawn]

But seriously, answer the question...I need it for my Hype! protocols

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Stick your protocols up your fat ass.

 

[The Spawn]

I don't care if you think I'm fat.
I just want you to think I'm not racist.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

I love the poll. You pretty much sum up everyone. Special mention if you have a disability (like that guy from last comic standing.) Can't leave that out. or fat jokes from fat people.

 

[The Spawn]

Thanks...I pretty much gathered up a bunch of cliches...obesity oriented is obviously not one I've encountered...I haven't watched TV since Alias ended.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Youre so watered down now..

 

[The Spawn]

But fat jokes from fat people could go under: "Self deprecating jokes" by the way, unless they're saying positive thing----oh, forget it.

 

[The Spawn]

Its called aging Holly...not everyone comes back with a new body Toven.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Its called aging Holly...not everyone comes back with a new body Toven.

Well you could use a good breast lift. I'll just leave that out on the table.

 

[The Spawn]

And you could use a new gimmick.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

That wasn't hypocritical at all.

 

[The Spawn]

Do you read what you type?

Answer yes or no.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Here's a better idea. Bye

 

[The Spawn]

You're gimmick always did come with a 1 AM EST curfew.

 

[xwolverine2]

school

 

[Im Ron Burgundy]

Self-deprecation FTW.

 

[Super Kal]

...what would your material revolve around mostly?

lol, I wouldn't have any material, because I suck at comedy... I tried it once, I was booed off the stage.

 

[Danalys]

i might take a bunch of opening lines to standard jokes and then follow with what would normally happen in the situation.

a man walked in to a bar. he bought a drink.
an englishman an irish man and a scotsman put each other down.
why did the chicken cross the road? it was running away from where it normally was kept in a small pen or cage.
what do you call a camel with three humps. three humped camel. or in latin for it's scientific name *i'd have to actually work that out and i can't be bothered.*
my dogs got no nose. he relies on his other senses.

 

[C.F. Kane]

My material would revolve around how I have no material