If you were a young Bruce Wayne...

[Conundrum]

what would your around-the-world training itinerary look like?

Using the rough Batman Begins timeline, let's assume we have seven or eight years to travel. Where would you go? What would you learn?

 

[SuperFerret]

I'd curl up in an ass-ball and cry, but I've never been good at being grim or doing stuff.

 

[Grommers]

First stop Thailand - to learn martial arts
second stop japan - other martial arts techniques
third stop - Amsterdam to smoke enough kronic that could justify what the hell i'm doing.

 

[Grifter21]

Become Iron Man so that I can avoid the near death training

 

[Jodo]

I'd take ballet in Russia.

 

[Indrid Cold]

If I had billions of dollars, you know what I'd do? Two chicks at the same time bud.

 

[Jodo]

Alfred better bring his sun tan lotion.