If you were gonna pull a huge heist...

[The Spawn]

...what ten Hypesters would you choose (and why), to be apart of your Oceans 11?

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

I don't think I'd choose anybody off of the internet to plan a heist.
But I'll say this, I've spent many an hour thinking about cons and heists.

I love 'em

 

[muertevilla]

i'd get heypapajinx and noone else. she is the only one i would want to share the money with anyway.

 

[Venom Drool]

easy

Kipobe
Sofa
Toven
Brodie
The Watchman
Riddler
Draven
Ock
Abbadon
Master Cheif

 

[AnimeJune]

Wow, sounds like you spent a lot of time planning before you made this post.

Hmmm...I'd want StorminNorman, Ronny Shade, Keyser Sushi on my team. Maybe Maxwell's Demon. I'd ask Wilhelm-Scream and Holly Goodhead, but they'd probably say no.

I'd also have WeaponXProject to distract the cops by taking everything they say out of context.

 

[Venom Drool]

easy

Kipobe
Sofa
Toven
Brodie
The Watchman
Riddler
Draven
Ock
Abbadon
Master Cheif

my list pwns all

 

[The Spawn]

All it needs is a 'why'.

 

[Venom Drool]

ill get to that after my essay

 

[The Spawn]

School?

If so, I concur that you should.

 

[Venom Drool]

indeed..i just cant bring myself to do it...as the topic itself doesnt interest me.. still..ill go read the material

 

[The Chairman]

I don't have the intelligence to pull off a huge heist. But here's my list anyway:

JLBats
Dwarf Lord
The Last Meatbag
Master Chief
Tangled Web
Carmine Falcone
Hunter Rider
Kmack
Truthteller
Batattack

I don't have any reason why.

 

[Kable24]

I wouldn't trust anyone on here as far as I could bowl them. Besides why would I want to share the loot with 10 people. I guess if I would use 10 people on here, I would just shoot them in the back of the head afterwards so I don't have to share.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

easy

Kipobe
Sofa
Toven
Brodie
The Watchman
Riddler
Draven
Ock
Abbadon
Master Cheif

sofa can have secks with the security guards as a distraction.

 

[Immortalfire]

Truthteller
the_ultimate_evil
Darth Elektra
StorminNorman
Tangled Web
Mee
DBella
Mister J

I can't think of ten people that like me enough to help with anything.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Thieves are lazy puds.
BUT, if I HAD to rip-off a safe, like, if my kid had a kidney disease, and my insurance wouldn't cover it....





0. Me - observant, misanthropic, strong desire for self-preservation/comfort

1. Erzengel - personable-smart, knowledgeable, master of stealth

2. jag - wicked-smart, knowledgeable, huge biceps

3. Equint - street-wise, shmoozing-skills, connections

4. Maxwell's Demon - zombie charlie brown, would most likely rat us out

5. Holly Goodhead - decoy, cold heart, excellent knitted face mask to hide ID

6. Swirly - accents, ruthless desire to fit in, hard-ass

7. TheSumOfGod - Ability to see past media conditioning, loneliness

8. Daisy - agility, decoy, whip-smartness

9. Ronny Shade - Once we have the loot, I'll tell the others to move on, and in a private moment, I'll thank him for his help, shoot him in the foot, leave a few diamonds and C-Notes on his corpse, tell him that if he squeals, my buddy "Horga" will father many of his "children" while he's "inside".

10. musclesforsupes - comedy relief



And, we're cool.

 

[Mee]

Wilhelm-brains
Sofa- distraction
Immortalfire
JAL- gotta have someone expendable
kypade- kypade
Flexo
Erzengel- Asian
Maxwell's Demon
Tsun
Darthphere

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm-brains

GuH...


Whaddayoo MEANs by tht?



*chews on carrion*

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

im on no one's list

 

[Dwarf lord]

I don't have the intelligence to pull off a huge heist. But here's my list anyway:

JLBats
Dwarf Lord
The Last Meatbag
Master Chief
Tangled Web
Carmine Falcone
Hunter Rider
Kmack
Truthteller
Batattack

I don't have any reason why.

Hey! It's me! Not used to seeing my name in community. But yeah, our team kicks all sorts of ass.

 

[Venom Drool]

Sofa will have 'secs' with me.. thats the purpose she serves

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

im on no one's list

No one has faith in your ability to perform under pressure ......since you're dumbfounded by the simple act of applying for a job.

You would be,...and ARE...a "liability" .

 

[Immortalfire]

I see everyone has still forgotten how to spell, "sex".

 

[Venom Drool]

wilhelm is my backup guy.. or the guy finding my project..

 

[Venom Drool]

Kipobe- organize
Sofa- distract/have sex with me
Toven- distract/assasinate
Brodie- tech guy
The Watchman- serial killer guy who leaves a blood trail to kypade
Riddler- nervous new guy
Draven- complainer
Ock- driver
Abbadon- disguiser guy
Master Cheif- tech ****e/explosives

 

[Mee]

Wilhelm-brains
Sofa- distraction
Immortalfire
JAL- gotta have someone expendable
kypade- kypade
Flexo
Erzengel- Asian
Maxwell's Demon
Tsun
Darthphere

I'm dumping Tsun csad: ) for muscles, figure he'd make a good shield.