I'm barely going to make it through the day, much less life

[knowsbleed]

I'm running on zero hours of sleep and I am now contemplating binding my fingers together to stop them from shaking. Typing has become quite an interesting feat in itself... akin to taking a difficult dexterity test... or having to concentrate really hard to pass a sobriety test. If I were inebriated then this might actually be fun... I'd have a blasty blast seeing my vision blur and come back into focus. Eating coffee beans is yucky.

Caffeine, what form of evil do we subject ourselves to each and every morning (it's morning where I am, don't judge me, just touch me) just to get a "buzz" so that we can continue wandering through hallways/office spaces like living dead creatures wearing cheap ties and ill-fitting suits? I'm a working class zombie and that animated gif of a stick figure obliterating his face against a keyboard is not such a cartoony possiblity anymore. It might hurt a little but I'm sure my boss will get over it... as long as I can secure his office a new keyboard.

What do you do to get yourself through the day?

Do you zone out and put your mind in a more appealing place... like a strip club? Or do you just forge through the day, inner strengh blaring on full volume, annoying any poor soul who is within earshot of your babblings?

This is my "i'm barely going to make it through the day, much less life" thread.

Participation is better than none... so says I.

 

[Mr.Webs]

I usually just deal with it. Pull my head in tight, and barrel through it, y'know...hang tough.

I hope your day(s) get better, brother.

 

[knowsbleed]

I sometimes stare at my office mates (really my subordinates... but does anybody really pay any attention to seniority?) and make them feel uncomfortable. I think dirty thoughts in my head and see if they can hear my inner demons by looking into my eyes...

which they never want to make contact with... wussies.


Time to eat somebody's lunch.

 

[knowsbleed]

The overly dramatic thread title has a slight tinge of suicidal-ness-ness. It's unintentional and slightly amusing at the same time. Now that I think about it, I'm sure it's probably an emo song written by an emo band somewhere out there.


I'll post the lyrics later... after I eat a burrito of yummy.

 

[enterthemadness]

I day dream throughout the day, when I worked at Walmart. That or work hard or do both at the same time.

Don't eat all of their lunch, eat half and leave a note saying 'Not that good C-'

 

[Karem-Knight]

Poetry, music etc. help me get through the stupidity of human beings.

 

[terry78]

I can't tell if you're being serious or just a smartass, per your usual shtick. If it's the former, I will virtually punch you on the shoulder and say buck up.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I used to use lots of caffeine... Drinks, gum, pills... Whatever would keep me going. I had to quit because it was causing me anger issues. Now I write haikus about people I see:

Boss keeps slurping drink
amazingly annoying
i might kill him soon

Poetic, huh?

 

[knowsbleed]

Dammit Terry, how dare you accuse me of having a shtick... that is so 2006. Just because I don't wear polos and khakis to work doesn't mean you can "virtually punch" me anywhere. I work in a zero tolerance for harassment environment... this encompasses the virtual enclave as well.


I'm just bored and need an outlet to avoid work. Let's jump on this as it were grapes. *squish* It takes my breath away.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Music. When I'm at work I obviously don't have my iPod with me or anything, so I just think about the music in my head.

I know that sounds crazy. Don't judge.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Why still awake?

 

[Wiseman]

I drink...........a lot. I abuse my liver worse then Ike abused Tina

 

[E-Man]

I shot the sheriff...

 

[knowsbleed]

Your liver abuse is weak... I'm sure my liver requires more life support than yours.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Why are you still awake??

 

[Wiseman]

Your liver abuse is weak... I'm sure my liver requires more life support than yours.

I bet you 10 dollars I die before you do from cirrhosis

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Only 10?

 

[Wiseman]

Only 10?

My ex took everything I had

 

[Aesop Rocks]

courage wolf.png

 

[knowsbleed]

I bet you 10 dollars I die before you do from cirrhosis

Hmm... not if I die first by getting hit by a car because I'm crossing the streets of Japan inebriated.

 

[Wiseman]

Hmm... not if I die first by getting hit by a car because I'm crossing the streets of Japan inebriated.

You can't lie to me. I know that even drunk your ninja reflexes still activate to keep you from harm

 

[Gilpesh]

Just remember, you get the weekends to yourself... that's right. Two days a week... you get your own life back! Use them wisely.

 

[Eggyman]

Ahhh, Knowsbleed, you have to keep yourself occupied - like a toilet with a constipated fatman.

I have a few methods and normally indulge in at least one of these during my working day...

• Cherry Coke
• Books
• Dirty texting missus
• Finding usless things to post on hype
• Practical jokes
• Making up names for co-workers
• Eating something duurty
• Google games
• Hunting for Drak's leg

Everyone should have their own list of distractions. Just use mine as an example.

 

[Suirou]

Ahhh, Knowsbleed, you have to keep yourself occupied - like a toilet with a constipated fatman.

I have a few methods and normally indulge in at least one of these during my working day...

• Books
• Practical jokes
• Making up names for co-workers

Everyone should have their own list of distractions. Just use mine as an example.

Those were mine.
Some Team Fortress 2.