I'm Getting Married This Month...

[Prognosticator]

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yurka]

Congrats

 

[Immortalfire]

Cool

 

[Prognosticator]

I'm glad I've finally moved past the "freaking out" stage...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Why are you getting married?

 

[Prognosticator]

Um, it's hard to answer when you put it that way.

 

[Two-Face]

I'm glad I've finally moved past the "freaking out" stage...

You haven't tasted cream of marriage yet....

 

[Mee]

Why are you getting married?

And are you going to end up like muscles and never come out to play with us because your wife can't stand to be alone?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Um, it's hard to answer when you put it that way.

lol

Does your, uh, fiance know that her future husband finds it hard to answer the question "Why are you getting married?"

 

[Sensi]

Congratulations! May your life together be filled with joy and happiness.

 

[Immortalfire]

Um, it's hard to answer when you put it that way.

If you don't know, why are doing it?

 

[DBella]

Congratulations and enjoy the ride!

 

[Mee]

It was either get married, or find a job.

 

[Fledermaus]

Did you even put in any applications?

 

[Immortalfire]

It was either get married, or find a job.

My married friends tend to have a job at the same time!

 

[Mee]

My married friends tend to have a job at the same time!

Bunch of mutant show-offs.

 

[Erzengel]

I hope your mail order bride is exactly how you ordered and she's female.

 

[PLAS]

congratulations

other than for paying for the wedding expenses, I don't see a true reason to get all freaked out

have a great time and enjoy life together

 

[Lord Valumart]

freak out man, go crazy, go mental, do anything but get married...infact do the exact opposite of what i say...don't buy 300 pounds of lard for the wedding night...

also congrats i guess...

 

[DX]

Congrats Prog

 

[Immortalfire]

freak out man, go crazy, go mental, do anything but get married...infact do the exact opposite of what i say...don't buy 300 pounds of lard for the wedding night...

also congrats i guess...

Noted for future reference.

 

[Warhammer]

Congrats Prog.

 

[AhabTheArab]

time for the nervous breakdown...

 

[Prognosticator]

And are you going to end up like muscles and never come out to play with us because your wife can't stand to be alone?

No, she knows I have another family.

lol

Does your, uh, fiance know that her future husband finds it hard to answer the question "Why are you getting married?"

Yeah, she's seen that side of me several times.

If you don't know, why are doing it?

Oh, don't you start in on that now.

Congratulations and enjoy the ride!

ZING!

 

[Prognosticator]

I hope your mail order bride is exactly how you ordered and she's female.

I hope she comes with an inflation device!

congratulations

other than for paying for the wedding expenses, I don't see a true reason to get all freaked out

have a great time and enjoy life together

Now that's the kind of encouragement I need! Thanks!