Joseph-Gordon Levitt just got MARRIED!

[Octoberist]

She's smart and a looker to boot.

Gordon-Levitt married his girlfriend, Tasha McCauley, on December 20. His publicist, Erica Gray, confirmed the news to USA TODAY.

http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2015/01/01/joseph-gordon-levitt-married/

 

[DeadPresident]

I really hope this is a self-aware topic ironically mocking the trivial nature of gossipy journalism...

 

[Black Narcissus]

There goes Sawyers gold digging opportunity.

 

[Octoberist]

I really hope this is a self-aware topic ironically mocking the trivial nature of gossipy journalism...

We're on a community forum on a board about superhero movie adaptations.

 

[Schlosser85]

Good for him managing to keep his private life private. No one even knew her name until a few months ago.

 

[Schlosser85]

JGL and Tom Hardy got hitched within a few months of each other. Just not fair.

 

[Sawyer]

There goes Sawyers gold digging opportunity.

That robot building hussy just went and ruined my chance at happiness!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You should fight her.

 

[DeadPresident]

We're on a community forum on a board about superhero movie adaptations.

So that's a yes?

 

[Evelisse]

the question everyone has but not asking, Is she herself, a...robot?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

What JGL is a robot she created? He's just too perfect...that must be the answer.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

JGL and Tom Hardy got hitched within a few months of each other. Just not fair.

I read this as JGL and Tom Hardy got married to each other.

Also this reminds me of something I'd see on HuffPost (or Clickhole). I just don't get the interest...

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I wouldn't expect an ulcer to understand

 

[Sawyer]

I read this as JGL and Tom Hardy got married to each other.

Ugh. If only...

 

[Victarion]

No hothead jokes?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I'm sure he can feel it in his bones.

 

[Sawyer]

[insert random 3rd Rock From The Sun joke]

Because f*** your TDKR references.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What JGL is a robot she created? He's just too perfect...that must be the answer.

We've all seen his acting... They needed more beta testing on that module.

 

[Schlosser85]

I don't have a problem with JGL acting wise...

 

[Schlosser85]

Ugh. If only...

Only in Inception fanfiction (which I've discovered there is a LOT of)...

 

[terry78]

One good looking baby, huh?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

[insert random 3rd Rock From The Sun joke]

Because f*** your TDKR references.

I wonder if he hired Heath Ledger to date her sister

 

[ThePhantasm]

at least he didn't marry a future version of himself

#poorattemptatalooperreference