I've got a couple of questions about Uwe Boll.

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by Darthboy, May 6, 2006.

  1. Darthboy Guest

    What's wrong with matrix shots ( ala, Alone in The Dark and House of the Dead)? and what's so bad about inserting game clips into a movie ( ala, House of the Dead)?
     
  2. kainedamo Registered

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    Because it completely takes you out of the film??
     
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    Why do you ask questions for which you already know the answer?
     
  4. WorthyStevens Green Man

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    Everything.

    Everything was horrible about those 2 movies. It's not just the 'matrix shots' and the 'inserted game clips'.
     
  5. black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    For the inserted game clips boll was saying

    "DONT FORGET ITS MENT TO BE LIKE THIS!?? DID I GET IT???!"

    As for those 2 movies they suck so hard its funny, i was laughing my head off at house of the dead, the bit where the guy has a flash back for a girl he ment an hour ago was the best :D
     
  6. WorthyStevens Green Man

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    The funniest and most horrifying part of Alone in the Dark was Tara Reid and her "acting." :D
     
  7. black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    She was the dumbest scientist ever :) Almost as much as that Christmas bird from James bond (played by miss richards)
     
  8. JackBauer Registered

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    I fear for our future when Boll's incompetence isn't immediately noticed... :(
     
  9. Ultimate Movie-Man Registered

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    Personally I thought Bloodrayne wa sokay...stupid stupid stupid but fun bad!

    Doom was better however :o
     
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    I hated "House of the Dead", because it was nothing but people shooting zombies.

    I swear, they paused in the middle of the movie, and then it featured nothing but people shooting at zombies. No plot, no characters, nothing but people shooting zombies.

    And those zombies were pretty much ZINO (ie. even WORSE than the "28 Days Later" zombies).

    So, bottom line: if I wanted that, I would just hit the arcade that's one floor down the theater.

    And "Bloodrayne" seems to be just as bad as HOTD.
     
  11. Ultimate Movie-Man Registered

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    seems to be.

    The acting is razzie worthy but it's b-movie fun bad. It
    d probably be an oscar winner if you were drunk. I'd buy it on DVD, only is it had the game too and was in the $10-15 range.
     
  12. thealiasman2000 Registered

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    For something to qualify as a b-movie, it has to be so bad it's good.

    Uwe Boll's stuff is just plain bad.
     
  13. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    ^Agreed.

    I think the damn giant snake movies were better than any of his.
     
  14. Ultimate Movie-Man Registered

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    Anaconda was good. The second one...meh...I didn't even watch after five minutes.
     
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    Technically those wren't the undead:o
     
  16. Joker Registered

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    yeah, they were just people who were really really angry...like the hulk, but not green or 12 feet tall
     
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    If something acts like a zombie, moves like a zombie, eats flesh just like a zombies, has putrid flesh just like a zombie, and zombiefies people just like a zombie, then I guess I can't be anything other than a zombie.
     
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    thing is, they didn't act like a zombie and looked like a zombie and had putrid flesh like a zombie. apart from the eyes, they still looked basically human. and myself, I don't recall them actually eating flesh.
     
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    I bought House of the Dead solely because it was so horrible....and Lois Lane's breasteses
     
  20. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    I buy all his films also because his commentaries are hilarious.

    "So zen we showing ze breysts, and somme of ze gun battles with ze heavy muzic, and people are liking to see zese things, iz good...iff not faur Tara Reid I sink zis film would have prospered."

    Hahaha, so good. :up:
     
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    The latter part of your post has peaked my interest:up:
     
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    Holy Christ that's insane :up:
     
  23. Wolfwood Shasta McNasty

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    I still remember the promo for House of the Dead "How do you kill something that's already dead? ANY ...WAY ...YOU ...CAN."
     
  24. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    You also forgot those TV Snake Movies, like Python, King Cobra, and Boa with Dean Cain.
     
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    you are right, they more like drug addicts that were tweeking hard. and none of them were dead.
     

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