Jack it up high, Fat chicks can't climb

[Star]

I'm a fat bastard, but I drive a moped. Lucky for me I have a large flag trailing off the end that says 'No Fat Chicks'

 

[rizzo51]

I can't use treadmills or excercise bikes anymore, they make me feel like a hampster.

they definitly have a hamster feel to them, but i've learned that with audio books on my ipod the time just flys by. The gym down the street was saying they have dvd players built into the elipticals and treadmills, oooh that will be sweeet

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Most peoples instincts can sense someone who can body slam them and will tend to say 'screw the hamburger, I don't want to get body slammed.' Even more, most people's instincts will steer them clear of food if they are 150 pounds and there are 2 or 3 300 pounders going for it to - regardless of their muscle mass.

I'm not saying I would body slam someone for a hamburger today but if I get aggitated enough I probably would. Actually, fat people are more generous with food. We know others need it more but they just won't come get it.

Yeah, but use 150 lbs. can grab the burger and run, I'm sure those 300 lbs. couldn't catch us. Plus who actually goes around body slamming people?!?!

i could definitly use a treadmill in my life. I'm 5'6" 202, i was at 225 but i've still a long way to go, theres a sweet gym opening up a block from my house in about 3 weeks (happy dance)

Why do you need a treadmill? Just go outside and start running. You don't need to spend the money on a gym membership to start getting i shape, especially if you're just planning to run.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Yeah, but use 150 lbs. can grab the burger and run, I'm sure those 300 lbs. couldn't catch us. Plus who actually goes around body slamming people?!?!

You are completely missing the point, it makes me believe you have no instincts whatsoever. You are right about one thing though, no 300 pound person is going to chase you for a hamburger - especially when they have ten more they can easily grab.

Sorry folks, fat ass is right.

Why do you need a treadmill? Just go outside and start running. You don't need to spend the money on a gym membership to start getting i shape, especially if you're just planning to run.

Because I have half a brain. I am not feeling chased and I am not chasing anything, why would I run? Running wasn't created to burn calories and be able to wear a size 32, it is for chasing and being chased.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Yeah, but use 150 lbs. can grab the burger and run, I'm sure those 300 lbs. couldn't catch us. Plus who actually goes around body slamming people?!?!

You are completely missing the point, it makes me believe you have no instincts whatsoever. You are right about one thing though, no 300 pound person is going to chase you for a hamburger - especially when they have ten more they can easily grab.

Sorry folks, fat ass is right and he/she is doing the most.

Why do you need a treadmill? Just go outside and start running. You don't need to spend the money on a gym membership to start getting i shape, especially if you're just planning to run.

Because I have half a brain. I am not feeling chased and I am not chasing anything, why would I run? Running wasn't created to burn calories and be able to wear a size 32, it is for chasing and being chased.

I'll stick with my light weight training for now, and if I can assure myself I won't go ballistic on anyone in public then I may start taking some nature walks.

 

[rizzo51]

Why do you need a treadmill? Just go outside and start running. You don't need to spend the money on a gym membership to start getting i shape, especially if you're just planning to run.

i wish, i have nerve damage in my back so sometimes it will spasim when i'm walking or running and cause major shooting pain so just stepping off a treadmill is easier than being 3 miles away from my car or home. I know its just an excuse, but the pain really sucks so going to a gym for the cardio and being at home to do weights is the best thing i have without physical therapy i can't afford

 

[LazloSpeeker]

they definitly have a hamster feel to them, but i've learned that with audio books on my ipod the time just flys by. The gym down the street was saying they have dvd players built into the elipticals and treadmills, oooh that will be sweeet

I suppose I'll hop on an excercise bike again someday but I can't do the treadmill, it just feels weird.

 

[rizzo51]

Running wasn't created to burn calories and be able to wear a size 32, it is for chasing and being chased.

hopefully, one day you don't find yourself being chased by a runaway falafel cart, or crazy dog, a bear, or mugger.... in the meantime, i'll build up my ability to run lol. I don't have to run fast, just faster than whos behind me

 

[amazingfantasy15]

You are completely missing the point, it makes me believe you have no instincts whatsoever. You are right about one thing though, no 300 pound person is going to chase you for a hamburger - especially when they have ten more they can easily grab.

Sorry folks, fat ass is right.

Because I have half a brain. I am not feeling chased and I am not chasing anything, why would I run? Running wasn't created to burn calories and be able to wear a size 32, it is for chasing and being chased.

Well, why would the fat ass be body slamming people if there's ten more hamburgers? You're scenario are seriously flawed. The skinny guy can have one and the fatasses can gorge themselves on the other 9, everyone's happy, no WWF action needed.

As for the second point, I was responding to someone that wanted to run, you're not getting chased on a treadmill either. Glad you have that attitude though, cause when us skinny guys have a nice bit of bait when we are being chased, I'll run away, you run half a block, get winded and start going all WWF on the chaser.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

hopefully, one day you don't find yourself being chased by a runaway falafel cart, or crazy dog, a bear, or mugger.... in the meantime, i'll build up my ability to run lol. I don't have to run fast, just faster than whos behind me

Rizzo, haven't you been reading, Lazlo will just bodyslam whoever's chasing him. The ability to bodyslam something is the answer to all lifes problems.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Lazlo has to be just trolling at this point.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

i wish, i have nerve damage in my back so sometimes it will spasim when i'm walking or running and cause major shooting pain so just stepping off a treadmill is easier than being 3 miles away from my car or home. I know its just an excuse, but the pain really sucks so going to a gym for the cardio and being at home to do weights is the best thing i have without physical therapy i can't afford

Yeah, I have feet issues right now. And 'no' they started before my recent weight. I was actually in the middle of a work out routine and was down to about 200 when the problems started. Maybe thats why I got fat again. I think there is a small broken bone in my foot that keeps getting broken, plus I tend to walk on the front of my feet which outs more pressure on it and doesn't help any.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Lazlo has to be just trolling at this point.

I hope everyone realized that with his fatness program post, it's fun to keep things going though.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd just like to thank fat people with the idea that they're going to bodyslam someone for having big kneecaps that are easy targets for hard kicking.

jag

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Well, why would the fat ass be body slamming people if there's ten more hamburgers? You're scenario are seriously flawed. The skinny guy can have one and the fatasses can gorge themselves on the other 9, everyone's happy, no WWF action needed.

As for the second point, I was responding to someone that wanted to run, you're not getting chased on a treadmill either. Glad you have that attitude though, cause when us skinny guys have a nice bit of bait when we are being chased, I'll run away, you run half a block, get winded and start going all WWF on the chaser.

Actually, breathing heavy is a sign of strength. It means you are taking in more oxygen than everyonelse too.t:

 

[rizzo51]

lol, i wanna see him bodyslam a bear...

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Rizzo, haven't you been reading, Lazlo will just bodyslam whoever's chasing him. The ability to bodyslam something is the answer to all lifes problems.

No, the knowledge of knowing how to is. Also, like I said, I can't body slam anymore. It's the same sort of thing as having a gun - you aren't going to take someones food or whatever if they are sitting there with a loaded shotgun.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

lol, i wanna see him bodyslam a bear...

Why would I go out of my way to bodyslam a bear. He's done nothing to me and I don't need him for food.

 

[jaguarr]

No, the knowledge of knowing how to is. Also, like I said, I can't body slam anymore. It's the same sort of thing as having a gun - you aren't going to take someones food or whatever if they are sitting there with a loaded shotgun.

Knowing how to bodyslam is the same thing as having a gun? You have a unique world view.

jag

 

[amazingfantasy15]

lol, i wanna see him bodyslam a bear...

"Whatcha gonna do bear, when LazloSpeaker bodyslams you!"

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Knowing how to bodyslam is the same thing as having a gun? You have a unique world view.

jag

I didn't say that, I said it's the same sort of thing. They are both weapons.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Why would I go out of my way to bodyslam a bear. He's done nothing to me and I don't need him for food.

What if he's taken all 10 of your hamburgers though...

 

[jaguarr]

I didn't say that, I said it's the same sort of thing. They are both weapons.

Hilarious! Tell us more!

jag

 

[BlackLantern]

Bears are godless killing machines that want to destroy America....

 

[jaguarr]

Bears are godless killing machines that want to destroy America....

As long as they destroy the Fatties I'm okay with that.

jag