James Bond Fan Fic

[Mr. Superhero]

EXT. GARDEN

NIGHT

Bond hangs around inside a bush, wearing a black, bullet-proof suit. He wanders onto the garden. Two bodyguards stand at the top of the stairs, overlooking the huge, wonderful garden. Bond crouches, and walks beside the flight of stairs.

BOND
Two bodyguards, north.

EXT. Man with sniper

Man lays on top of a roof-top, with a sniper in front of him.

FRANKIE
Got 'em.

Frankie shoots. One of the bodyguards fall to the floor. The other one quickly reaches for his comlink but it is soon dispatched by Frankie.

BOND
Thankyou.

FRANKIE
No problem.

Bond infiltrates the stairs. He reaches a small window. The bullet-proof suit is soon removed, and a black and white tuxedo appears.

BOND
How do I look?

FRANKIE
Rough.

Bond grins.

BOND
Excellent.

Bond opens one of the windows. The sound of music begins to be heard, Bond climbs inside.

 

[Mr. Superhero]

EXT. MAIN HALL

Bond makes his way into the main hall where the gathering is taking place. People dressed in glamorous clothing surround 007. Suddenly, a man named Felix approaches.

FELIX
Hello - Have you just arrived?

BOND
Yes, traffic was a nightmare.

Felix holds out a hand. Bond shakes stiffly.

FELIX
Would you like a drink, sir?

BOND
Martini - Shaken, not stirred.

FELIX
I will get you one right away.

Felix wanders off to fetch the drink. Bond walks around the hall, examining the ladies in particular.

Felix re-approaches holding a Martini.

FELIX
Here you are, Mr Bond.

Bond takes the drink.

BOND
Thankyou. Where is the host?

FELIX
Mr Mantoya will be right with us.

Bond doesn't respond. He takes a sip of his Martini. Felix wanders off.

Suddenly, a fat bloke appears on top of the balcony. People look up.

MANTOYA
Hello everyone, and welcome to the
party.

Bond puts on a pair of spectacles. He switches a button on the spectacles.

EXT. MI6 HEADQUARTERS

M, and the rest of the MI6 group stand staring at a huge screen at the front of the communications room.

M
We're with you, Bond.

 

[Mr. Superhero]

Mantoya continues with his speech. Everybody falls silent.

MANTOYA
I hope everyone is having a good
time. But firstly, let's get the obvious
stuff out of the way. This gathering
is a presentation of my plans for the
Chinese space shuttle, which was
intercepted from a Pakistani terrorist.

Mantoya presses a button on a remote - the room falls into darkness. A white screen appears on the huge wall. Everyone's attention is soon taken by this huge gleam of light.

The projector shows a satellite graphic of space, and this important space shuttle. Bond looks up at the projector so MI6 can investigate.

MANTOYA
As you can see, my space communication
array is missing one vital part - a space
shuttle to scare off the Pakistani governmant
who go by the name of the "ISI". The ISI are
a very dangerous group, who make stupid
deals with vicious people. As they cannot
threaten to me what so ever, I can,
hopefully, succeed with my ambitions.

Mantoya presses another button. A beam of light shoots out of the array and the projector drifts onto planet Mars.

MANTOYA
For years and years now, we have tried
to investigate the nature of other planets.
I believe I have found the missing ingredients
to this mystery. This beam of light, which has
transported itself over to Mars, can take
snapshot pictures of any planet - even the
Sun.

People gasp with disbelief.

MANTOYA
This technology is worth trillions - not
billions - of money. In the near future, I
plan to take rocks, even life-forms from
these planets. I am a businessmen, and
a scientist, and I aim to make lots of
money - which is perfectly understandable,
is it not? Any questions?

Nobody raises their hand.

EXT. MI6 HEADQUARTERS

M
Bond, what if he isn't able to consume
these pieces of rock? How will he make
money?

EXT. MAIN HALL

MANTOYA
Nobody?

Bond raises his hand. Mantoya looks somewhat surprised as he sees Bond with his hand in the air.

MANTOYA
Yes, sir?

BOND
What if you are unable to consume
these factual artifacts? How will you
make money?

MANTOYA
No, perhaps you misunderstood, I
will succeed with this ambition.

BOND
Oh, I believe you - but as we both
know, space projects are known for
not going to plan. If you fail in this
adventurous attempts, we don't want
you to treat the array as a weapon.

MANTOYA
A weapon? You believe I will hold
people to ransom if I don't succeed?

BOND
It is a possibility. Desperation is a
terrible thing, Mr Mantoya.

Mantoya looks insulted.