Ok, this is kind of a fan-fic experiment-type thingie. Much like HZA, this will be a parody of Jaws featuring Hype members. It will be written by these three sexy individuals: Flexo Master Bruce DOG LIPS Here is the first part by yours truly, the others will add on later. Enjoy!! HYPE BEACH, SATURDAY MORNING. A large party was being held up the beach, with many kegs of beer and as much weed as you could handle. Dude and his girlfriend, Babe had walked up the beach away from the others to be alone. Noone noticed they had left. Dude: "I am sooo baked right now, babe." Babe: "Me too, Dude. Let's go skinny dipping!!" Dude: "Are you f***ing crazy?? It's cold like a snowman ******** in that water!" Babe: "Suit yourself, bastard-face." Babe jumped up and ran towards the water, peeling off clothes as she went in. Dude watched her loopy ass jiggle, and he decided to join her. He got to his feet and started to take his pants off. Just then his stomach grumbled loudly. It was back. Explosive Diarrhea. He ran off the beach towards the public restrooms, to attack the white thunder-bucket. Babe got several hundred feet out and looked back to the beach, seeing Dude running away. She laughed at him as loud as she could, in hopes he would hear her. Babe: "You loser!! Hahahahaha." Just then she felt something rub against her leg. A huge displacement of water rushed in front of her, knocking her several yards towards open sea. She felt a hard bump against her back and felt a huge object pass by her. She started to cry aloud, hoping someone would hear her. Babe: "Help me!! There's something in the water!!!" Just then she was hit as if a truck had hit her head-on, blasting her out of the water several feet into the air, then slamming her back down, pulling her under. The sea went silent, and the water calmed. The darkness crept over the area, and it was impossible for anyone to see this far out. Babe then exploded out of the water with a scream. Blood was everywhere, and her lungs had water in them, so her screames were merely a gurgled mess of noises. She was hit again, but this time she never came up again. After a few seconds a leg floated to the surface, still wearing a badass Nike shoe.