Jessica Alba Boards Good Luck Chuck

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Alba probably isn't funny just as she can't act in this movie, but its obvious its a Dane Cook vehicle and she's in it for her usual T&A factor.

 

[Reek]

yea one of my friends said Alba shows her breast in GLC...any confirmation?

 

[Hunter Rider]

yea one of my friends said Alba shows her breast in GLC...any confirmation?

She doesn't, JAL has seen it and he posted here afterwards, had there been Alba boobie he'd have literally combusted on the spot.

 

[Reek]

damn. it figures.

 

[Erzengel]

Ouch, only 2 positives at RT for this movie.

 

[Shuley]

This movie is typical slapstick with a hot actress who can't act.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'll watch this over RE3




But only for ALBA BI&%*ES!

Yes everyone go see this instead of RE3 way better!

 

[Reek]

gave it a 2...eh...it sucked. only good thing is the eye candy

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

A 10 for Alba but a -1 for everything else

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I gave it a 8.5 it would have been better but i thought the sex scene montage was a little over the top i think and almost looked like a porno at times.

 

[Symbiotic]

For a second, I thought you'd give it a 10, JAL.

 

[Matt]

Looks horrible.

 

[Sebastos]

My sister wanted to see this movie. She enjoyed it, and all I enjoyed was Alba.

 

[Mr. Socko]

*checks BO #s*


This came in at #2 on Friday with 5M, not bad I say.

 

[Sebastos]

I'm guessing RE was #1 at the BO?

 

[Mr. Socko]

I'm guessing RE was #1 at the BO?

Yeah, $9.5 for RE on Friday.

 

[terry78]

Well, it's an R-rated comedy, so people will go see it. It's mostly for the constant nudity though, and it was pretty close to being a softcore porno with the multiple sex scenes. I never thought that the legs behind the head thing could garner anything less than an NC-17, but they proved me wrong.

 

[Mr. Socko]

Well, it's an R-rated comedy, so people will go see it. It's mostly for the constant nudity though, and it was pretty close to being a softcore porno with the multiple sex scenes. I never thought that the legs behind the head thing could garner anything less than an NC-17, but they proved me wrong.

Who's nude in this movie?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Who's nude in this movie?

Alba.

Spoiler

Just kiddin' a bunch of uknown chicks. and dane cook

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

So,how is the movie?

 

[terry78]

Honestly, if the female lead got nekkid, it would negate the entire movie's point. The girl that you fall in love with will never give it up that easy.

 

[Sebastos]

So,how is the movie?

It was pretty decent, my sister liked it and I thought it was alright.

 

[Reek]

if alba showed some ta ta's, or poon....this movie would make titanics numbers look like Hostel 2

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Honestly, if the female lead got nekkid, it would negate the entire movie's point. The girl that you fall in love with will never give it up that easy.

I know shes suppose to play the girl of your dreams.

 

[AhabTheArab]

so allow me to point out how negative these reviews are for this movie.

this is my favorite: "If raunch-comedy maestro Judd Apatow had not just an evil, but an evil-and-untalented twin, this grotesque excrescence would be his signature work." - they gave it a 0 by the way.

"There's an audience out there for this kind of thing--Cook is obviously a populist, and Norbit made bushels of money--but if this is what passes for funny, what in the world of comedy DOESN'T qualify?" - that was from the Onion by the way...

"Good Luck Chuck is this year’s low-ender to beat. "

"The main audience for this dim little sex comedy has no particular interest in seeing Ms. Alba act. They want to see her in her underwear and also to confront one of the central cultural questions of our time: will she take her top off?" this is many of you, and.... well... yikes.

alright so thats the negative... heres the Positive reviews:
"At least Jessica Alba's legion of fans will have something to smile about. If nothing else, Helfrich has shown her in the best light. If only there was something worth seeing here other than her. " and thats it. its the only 50/100 there is, and its the highest none of the other reviews i posted gave it higher than a 16. its averaged a 20.