Jessica Simpson Sets Box-office Record

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  1. Galactus Devourer of Worlds

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    Jessica Simpson may also have set a record at the box office. Her latest film, Blonde Ambition, co-starring Luke Wilson, took in just $1,190 over the weekend. True, it was shown in only eight Texas theaters, but that's still an average of less than $50 per theater per day, meaning about six people showed up to see it in each location each day. On his TV Guide Online blog, film critic Ken Fox asked, "Doesn't someone like Jessica Simpson have more than 48 friends? What about that big Texas family of hers? ... Just how bad is this thing anyway?"
     
  2. Boom I got nothin'

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    Shoot me.
     
  3. BatMatt Registered

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    makes ya wonder what happened to Luke Wilson
     
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    Doesn't sound much like a record to me.

    I remember running a movie a couple of years back that was scheduled for three shows a day the first week it ran. On the ninth show the first person came to see it.

    Alone.

    And he worked for the cinema, so the complex still didn't earn anything towards it that night.

    :wow:
     
  6. Dangerous Registered

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    I hope she dies soon.
     
  7. nocomics Registered

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    A little harsh there don't ya think. Its not her fault the media(mtv) hyped her up and such. We all do the samething and take advantage of the fame.
    I agree she is dumb as a box of rocks,but /shrug she is kindof hot..If they make a movie where she gets nude-n-nasty I might see it until then she can go around and chase Tony Romo..
     
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  9. xwolverine2 Arkham Assassin

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    poor dumb girl
     
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    I don't think Julia Roberts could have saved a dumb movie like this.
     
  11. Lighthouse Fairness, Equality, Bacon

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    That my friends, is the real question. Ever since My Super Ex-Girlfriend, he's just been in pure ****.
     
  12. Dark Donnie Kenny Powers is Back!

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    I liked that one Xmas movie he was in with Craig T Nelson :o
     
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    My Super Ex-Girlfriend is the only movie my brother has ever seen that actually killed a member of the audience. This weird old lady was laughing non-stop throughout the movie, and then during the shark scene, she laughed, coughed, and then never laughed again. RIP
     
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    I can't believe that anyone was surprised by this. Jessica simpson has only two things going for her, and they are both in her shirt. So unless there is a movie that will showcase her.....talents no one will go see it.
    am I right or am I right?
     
  15. BatMatt Registered

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    except his oddly placed cameo in 3:10 to Yuma
     
  16. that's some crazy shiiiietttt
     
  17. hammy American Ham

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    What movie was that?!
     
  18. I Am The Knight Tonight's a good night.

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    LOL!! :woot: :grin:
     
  19. YsoSerious Registered

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    Who gives a rat's a** about Jessica Simpson ?
     
  20. Spidey Rules 2 Registered

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    Your right. Unless they make a cameo apperance, I have no reason to watch her movies.
     
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    LMAO :woot: You are 100% right my friend.

    She is a pretty girl and she is pretty dumb, if she didn't have her looks she would not have anything.

    To bad for Luke Wilson, what has happened to this guy? I bet he would do Old School 2 right about now.
     
  22. Drizzle You'll get your rent when Ditkovich is in the MCU!

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    Most of his movies are pure **** except for "The Royal Tenenbaums" and "Old School", not counting his cameos in "Anchorman" and "3:10 to Yuma".
     
  23. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    I will console her...for about 3-5 minutes!
     
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    Ah, sweet sweet schadenfeude.
     
  25. Raiden Wakanda Forever

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    Hmm, it seems like the only Simpson movie that actually made any money is the one where she was clad in bikinis. Other movies that "showcased" her acting skill (snicker) have all tanked. Memo to Jessica: if you want to make money, show more skins.
     

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